orbis #1 ★

“lmao i forgot to sign in”

sunny side up with salmanella

@54 is giving me a hysterectomy tomorrow and then replacing it with one million mealworms

I recently bought my wife a photo book that documents sex museums and sex exhibitions in love motels. [img] Some of the photos are of exhibits of taxidermied animals performing sex acts. Images fr…

[img] this is real. i've been here before.

am i doing this right

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Lindyman unblocked me a few months ago just for him to re-block me again and I haven't even interacted with him for that entire time

Eggnet, the free speech egg

I am quite fond of @3 though.

mods please arranging for the serial rape of this user

Fair use is a doctrine in United States law that permits limited use of copyrighted material without permission from the copyright holder. Fair use is one of the limitations to copyright intended to b…

God bless you whale man

[img] Added a mobile-style scroll-up refresh feature.

AKHENATEN WHY CANT I UPLOAD A PFP

it’s just interface to me…a mere glimpse into how mind my mind has become

Doing my masters in economics. They’re hitting us hard this first block, really a lot of shit all at once.

Tracking guitar and bass

preparing

If you have your reactions settings set to anonymous you are a gigantic PUSSY

[img] didn’t know yall went to slutcon ⁉️

EMERGENCY ALERT EGGNET. Walking down orchard toward Canal

follow me on twitter @_heral_fog

Connect me on X/dot com, @bronzeagemantis

check this out [img]

I'm having cold visions

Update on the Eggnet app: I’ve added the first actually new feature, which is a "focus mode”, activated by the second button on the left, which moves the sidebar away. It has a cool animation too - an…

I miss her..

Stop egging me on

i do not care for baseball, but it was worth sitting through to see fireworks afterwards. that's the one thing the chinese were good for. inventing gunpowder and fireworks. i do not like orange chicke…

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starships were meant to fly

yes hello

It’s an eggcellent time to post [img]

[img] the catheggdral

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

Japanese spaghetti cooking bird

hello i’d like one pizza please

>knock knock >who's there? >leaf >leaf who? >leaf now or you'll be late!

delet website and migrate to delian league (those who know)

hunter-biden-footjob.mp4

I let Madeleine go outside today [img]

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti [img]

@2 please add video upload so we can watch @6’s hunter biden foot job video

[img] Liquid glass Eggnet app icon……should I give it a new name or just keep it as Eggnet?

thanks for the Gay Pedophile reacts guys, we're saving the white race later [img]

>we did it reddit [img]

i love this site because i can take a lindy little nap and when i come back @1 has implemented my requests

Claude just spent 15 minutes and 10,000 tokens trying to make the buttons click properly. Bravo Anthropic. >>w>>761

“wow”

An appeal to eggnet 🌲

That is a serious question by the way, I like this kind of format, even though its like heccin old forums nostalgia or something[img]

nature is posting to the wild

I’m making a web wrapper-app version of EggNet. Basically just a fun little vibecode project to distract myself from work during tonight. It looked quite shitty but now it’s got an exterior-transparen…

[img] I finally got transparency working and the top taskbar hidden in the wrapper app. It’s looking much sexier and less like a rush job.

[img] I’m also vibecoding a more macOS-like sidebar. This one is ugly for now though

Good morning everypony

[img] It's "fewer", plz fix

i am here to support orbis in his celibacy journey.

Vibecoding an Eggnet app. The mods cannot control me. I will secede and make my own Egger Nation. [img]

an Italian man is having sex with an Uzbek girl from Uzbekistan

I’ve defaulted on my mortgage and this account number is the most valuable asset I have.

the eggnet haiku that kills you while you're sleeping a gay pedophile

I love eggnet!!!

“he’s user #0”

loading up eggnet into my ovipositor

sometimes i like to smear peanut butter all over myself and pretend that i am a worm wriggling around in mud

egg

[img] nuclear war is coming in november. Civilization won't be erased because of alien intervention. Due to vaccines many people will mutate and either gain abilities or become zombie hivemind. The…

hey check this out [img]

new ledger just dropped >>art>>1

hello world

Profile pic now works. Thanks mod(s)!

[img] start spreading the news…

yes hello

[img] Good evening Let us discuss

egg

new pfp we ball

FirstPost dot png

herro, as they say overseas

How do I reply to a post

How do I change my profile picture

[img] Bless this mess

first ever subegg. who the hell is this orbis guy

[img] zen drainganging

AKHENATENYAHU CAN YOU HEAR ME

the squirrel outside my yard told me I was gay

my first reply