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  • wowonpost>>w>>851byMukbro #79·2026-09-06
    It’s an eggcellent time to post [img]
  • wowonpost>>w>>849byespooky #5·2026-09-06
    [img] the catheggdral
  • wowonreply>>w>>845byjuan #71·2026-09-06
    Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.
  • wowonreply>>w>>848by○ #22·2026-09-06
    Japanese spaghetti cooking bird
  • wowonreply>>w>>846bypumpkin #4·2026-09-06
    hello i’d like one pizza please
  • wowonreply>>w>>843by○ #22·2026-09-06
    >knock knock >who's there? >leaf >leaf who? >leaf now or you'll be late!
  • wowonreply>>w>>805byDoriancel #55·2026-09-06
    delet website and migrate to delian league (those who know)
  • eggcellent onreply>>w>>791byAliquis #27·2026-09-06
    vibecoding an eggnet app for myself
  • wowonpost>>w>>823bymadeleine #6·2026-09-06
    hunter-biden-footjob.mp4
  • wowonpost>>w>>837byegg #15·2026-09-06
    Japanese bird cooking spaghetti [img]
  • wowonreply>>w>>833bypumpkin #4·2026-09-06
    @2 please add video upload so we can watch @6’s hunter biden foot job video
  • Gay Pedophileonpost>>w>>825bymadeleine #6·2026-09-06
    [img]yall have no idea how good Gay Pedophile feels
  • the cathedralonpost>>w>>827byHamStrokersEjacula #48·2026-09-06
    the eggnetic network sends their regards [img]
  • wowfakecel faggotGay Pedophileonpost>>w>>803byespooky #5·2026-09-06
    thanks for the Gay Pedophile reacts guys, we're saving the white race later [img]
  • hellonubsonpost>>w>>813bynubs #74·2026-09-06
    henlo frens
  • 🛌🏻🥛🌙onpost>>w>>822byAliquis #27·2026-09-06
    gn everyone.
  • amazing onpost>>w>>806byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    [img] Mods pls hire me for marketing
  • wowonpost>>w>>804byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    [img] Liquid glass Eggnet app icon……should I give it a new name or just keep it as Eggnet?
  • wowonpost>>w>>797bybrennus #35·2026-09-05
    >we did it reddit [img]
  • wowonreply>>w>>784bypumpkin #4·2026-09-05
    i love this site because i can take a lindy little nap and when i come back @1 has implemented my requests
  • yeahonpost>>w>>777by@niggercommiefaggotslayer #70·2026-09-05
    Whatever Did anyone here ever go through an ecstatic/emotional meltdown while fully grasping a magnificence of European civilization?
  • wowonpost>>w>>778byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    Claude just spent 15 minutes and 10,000 tokens trying to make the buttons click properly. Bravo Anthropic. >>w>>761
  • Gay Pedophileonpost>>w>>776byjuan #71·2026-09-05
    [img] I am Juan.
  • wowonreply>>w>>760bykaterina #10·2026-09-05
    “wow”
  • wowonpost>>w>>763byHamStrokersEjacula #48·2026-09-05
    An appeal to eggnet 🌲
  • wowonreply>>w>>771by@niggercommiefaggotslayer #70·2026-09-05
    That is a serious question by the way, I like this kind of format, even though its like heccin old forums nostalgia or something[img]
  • wowonpost>>w>>773bynature #29·2026-09-05
    nature is posting to the wild
  • vanderrohepilledonreply>>w>>772byxX_bachboy_Xx #39·2026-09-05
    Unfix it. Your reading is correct, and serves as reference to Ludwig Mies van der Rohe (less is more) and the derivative by Robert Venturi (less is a bore). These quotes are catchy, and so was the ori…
  • ❤️🏳️‍⚧️onreply>>w>>762byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    Also, pings now exist - very cool, @1 !
  • incredibleonpost>>w>>761by[deleted]·2026-09-05

    [deleted by author]

  • thanksonpost>>feedback>>30byxor #51·2026-09-05

    Reacting to a post on /w causes scroll position to change

    Whenever I react to a post it readjusts my scroll position - on Google Chrome 151 on Mac
  • eggcellent onpost>>w>>735byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    “Competition incentivizes innovation” >>w>>733
  • wowonreply>>w>>753byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    I’m making a web wrapper-app version of EggNet. Basically just a fun little vibecode project to distract myself from work during tonight. It looked quite shitty but now it’s got an exterior-transparen…
  • wowonpost>>w>>749by[deleted]·2026-09-05
    [img] I finally got transparency working and the top taskbar hidden in the wrapper app. It’s looking much sexier and less like a rush job.
  • wowonpost>>w>>721byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    [img] I’m also vibecoding a more macOS-like sidebar. This one is ugly for now though
  • wowonpost>>w>>744bykaterina #10·2026-09-05
    Good morning everypony
  • wowonpost>>w>>742byHundredFlowers #69·2026-09-05
    [img] It's "fewer", plz fix
  • ♥️onpost>>feedback>>29byxor #51·2026-09-05

    Add drag and drop for images

    +img requires manual selection , you should be able to drag n drop
  • Gay Pedophileonpost>>w>>672byespooky #5·2026-09-05
    my gf won't have sex with me unless I rack up 10 gay pedophile reacts by end of day :/
  • eggcellent onpost>>w>>664byespooky #5·2026-09-05
    eggnet has not been good for my sobriety
  • downbadonpost>>w>>701byHamStrokersEjacula #48·2026-09-05
    oboe please add DMs so I can fumble the three foids here
  • wowonpost>>w>>713bykatto #3·2026-09-05
    [img]
  • wowonreply>>w>>691bymadeleine #6·2026-09-05
    i am here to support orbis in his celibacy journey.
  • 🥚onreply>>w>>707bypumpkin #4·2026-09-05
    [img]
  • wowonpost>>w>>702byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    Vibecoding an Eggnet app. The mods cannot control me. I will secede and make my own Egger Nation. [img]
  • wowonreply>>w>>659bykatto #3·2026-09-05
    an Italian man is having sex with an Uzbek girl from Uzbekistan
  • wowonreply>>w>>645bygroundfloorian #67·2026-09-05
    I’ve defaulted on my mortgage and this account number is the most valuable asset I have.
  • wowonpost>>w>>661byespooky #5·2026-09-05
    the eggnet haiku that kills you while you're sleeping a gay pedophile
  • ❤️🏳️‍⚧️onreply>>w>>624byxor #51·2026-09-05
    bro got ragebaited by a nonconscious forum
  • eggcellent onpost>>w>>43bykaterina #10·2026-09-05
    “wow”
  • yeahonreply>>w>>630bybrom bones #20·2026-09-05
    @orbis see what i mean??
  • wowonpost>>w>>628byAner #63·2026-09-05
    I love eggnet!!!
  • wowonreply>>w>>620bybrom bones #20·2026-09-05
    “he’s user #0”
  • devastatingonpost>>w>>522byDoriancel #55·2026-09-05
    [img] warning: this button does not take you to eleutherios
  • 🥚onreply>>w>>345byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    Eggers is a better one, but maybe Eggnetizen is like the legal document version
  • 🥚onpost>>w>>338bykatto #3·2026-09-05
    eggnetizens.......................................................................................................................................................
  • woweggcellent onpost>>w>>528bymadeleine #6·2026-09-05
    loading up eggnet into my ovipositor
  • lovewinsonreply>>w>>580byHamStrokersEjacula #48·2026-09-05
    I love you
  • wowonpost>>w>>581byHITLER_RAPIST1488 #65·2026-09-05
    sometimes i like to smear peanut butter all over myself and pretend that i am a worm wriggling around in mud
  • yeahonreply>>w>>588byAner #63·2026-09-05
    "e" as in Eleutherios?
  • meonpost>>w>>576byAner #63·2026-09-05
    who vibecoded this shit
  • 🥚wowonpost>>w>>53byegg #15·2026-09-05
    egg
  • wowonpost>>w>>81by1cashtracker #17·2026-09-05
    [img]
  • hmmonpost>>w>>521byHamStrokersEjacula #48·2026-09-05
    So when is the eggman himself adding DMs so we can turn this into a real dramatic hellhole
  • advancedonreply>>w>>525byHamStrokersEjacula #48·2026-09-05
    There's a 10 reply limit per reply, if it's 10 per post then it's a maximum of like 100 replies so it'd need to be very well timed
  • not_japaneseonpost>>w>>514byDoriancel #55·2026-09-05
    helo r u japanese >>w>>43
  • eyesonpost>>w>>501bymadeleine #6·2026-09-05
    who need a bull ?
  • wowonpost>>w>>544byMeshsine #62·2026-09-05
    [img] nuclear war is coming in november. Civilization won't be erased because of alien intervention. Due to vaccines many people will mutate and either gain abilities or become zombie hivemind. The…
  • sinisteronreply>>w>>548byDoriancel #55·2026-09-05
    [img] not necessarily king von levels of tyranny, but Peisistratus has most sinister visage
  • importantonpost>>w>>538bydecemberhunting #58·2026-09-05
    What's everyone's place and role within this community?
  • birdonreply>>w>>540bykatto #3·2026-09-05
    bird watcher
  • gourdmaxxonreply>>w>>547bypumpkin #4·2026-09-05
    “decorative gourd”
  • ❤️🏳️‍⚧️onreply>>w>>535byDFaultName #46·2026-09-05
    いいえでも日本語が話しません。
  • wowonpost>>w>>536byrolliecoaster #33·2026-09-05
    hey check this out [img]
  • wowonpost>>w>>515bypumpkin #4·2026-09-05
    new ledger just dropped >>art>>1
  • eggeronpost>>w>>421bystargirl #52·2026-09-05
    idk how to reply to posts on this thing. no i dont need to take a big shit i believe i am menstruating
  • Phrygiaonpost>>w>>249byxX_bachboy_Xx #39·2026-09-05
    Alibussians, This WebSight is hereby claimed by Phrygia. You kneel be4 men in erotic floppy hats, okay?
  • hello_oronpost>>w>>482byor #53·2026-09-05
    hello
  • hello_iqbalonpost>>w>>483byIqbal #54·2026-09-05
    Hello my name is iqbal
  • wholesomeonpost>>w>>436byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    When I was 13, my sister asked me to fish something out from her bottom; in hindsight, I think she put it in there just to have me take it out.
  • eeffoconpost>>eeffoc>>13byYungStrokerTheYiddishRapist #16·2026-09-05

    Eeffoc

    [img] stroker at the cafe
  • belugaonpost>>w>>373bydeathmaster9000 #49·2026-09-05
    i need to kill
  • Nuke everythingonpost>>w>>347byHamStrokersEjacula #48·2026-09-05
    I think bottom of my list worst "Would" would be RFH but that's because I have a fetish for retarded women
  • belugaonpost>>w>>37bykatto #3·2026-09-05
    Lowakhenatenuinely this site makes me want to pick up a pigeon
  • wouldonpost>>w>>364byHamStrokersEjacula #48·2026-09-05
    Also on my list of retarded-looking women I'd fuck: Moon Dragon I know she's got a sleeper build but her face looks like something out of Oblivion's character creator And I still would
  • 🥚onpost>>w>>346byoviraptor #47·2026-09-05
    Good morning[img]
  • phrygianonpost>>w>>356byxkhazariax #43·2026-09-05
    [img]Ja sam rapeman
  • hellowowonpost>>w>>305byradio #45·2026-09-05
    hello world
  • patriotonreply>>w>>307byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    I tried on the phone and did not like it. Will stick with laptop/desktop
  • basedandchristpilledonpost>>w>>219bybrennus #35·2026-09-05
    >it’s based and Christpilled
  • Gay Pedophileonpost>>w>>192byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    Uh, wholesome? I think? [img]
  • ❤️🏳️‍⚧️onpost>>w>>165byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    someone is trans flag heart emoji reacting me. either duel me or marry me
  • naked_and_coldonpost>>w>>155byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    first #egging whilst naked and cold >>w>>152
  • trueonpost>>w>>132byegg #15·2026-09-05
    Eggs are good for your eyes. They contain lutein which prevents cataracts and muscle degeneration.
  • wowonpost>>w>>134byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    Profile pic now works. Thanks mod(s)!
  • 🧡onpost>>w>>136byAliquis #27·2026-09-05
    Some depraved sorts are out here egging themselves 24/7/365 like sick degenerates. >>w>>135
  • hionreply>>w>>123bysaph #26·2026-09-05
    hi #hi
  • wowonpost>>w>>129bypumpkin #4·2026-09-05
    [img] start spreading the news…
  • wowonpost>>w>>39byamericola #8·2026-09-05
    yes hello
  • wowonreply>>w>>44bypumpkin #4·2026-09-05
    nests in the reply