katto #3 ★

eating a dung beetle with no bread

member #3 · since 2026-09-05

♛ sovereign monarch of eggnet

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  • reply>>w>>1532·2026-09-08· 2 posts in this thread
    X #108>>w>>152228d17888792554 replies
    obama #2>>w>>152428d
    >signs up >face doxx first post
    katto #3>>w>>152828d
    Are you Martin Luther
    obama #2>>w>>152928d
    i’m obama
    katto #3>>w>>153228d
    Obama is a Protestant.....
  • reply>>w>>1513·2026-09-08· 2 posts in this thread
    Aner #63>>w>>151028d17888784804 replies
    Total schizoid death. Kill schizoids. Behead schizoids. Roundhouse kick a schizoid into the concrete. Crucify filthy schizoids. Defecate in a schizoid’s food. Launch schizoids into the sun. Stir fry schizoids in a wok.
    obama #2>>w>>150128d
    [poll]
    katto #3>>w>>150928d17888781721 deepcomment
    schizoids unite
    Aner #63>>w>>151128d
    I am quite fond of @3 though.
    katto #3>>w>>151328d
    okay nevermind i take it back orangeheartemoji
    Aner #63>>w>>151428d
    katto #3>>w>>151228d
    mods please arranging for the serial rape of this user
  • reply>>w>>1509·2026-09-08
    obama #2>>w>>150128d17888763278 replies
    poll…
    obama #2>>w>>162628d
    katto #3>>w>>150928d
    schizoids unite
  • reply>>w>>1487·2026-09-08
    radio #45>>w>>148628d17888717564 replies
    Heartbreaking: girl I had sex with once 4 years ago has a boyfriend now. How dare she!
    Doriancel #55>>w>>154328d
    [deleted]>>w>>149128d
    Aner #63>>w>>148828d
    katto #3>>w>>148728d
    How fucking gay of her to have a boyfriend like gay people do
  • post>>w>>1483·2026-09-08
    katto #3>>w>>148328d17888715160 replies
    wow polls are a thing now
    poll…
  • reply>>w>>1482·2026-09-08
    Aliquis #27>>w>>146129d17888503674 replies
    I was completely correct btw, he DMed me asking if I’d sent the post around and I was like nope you did that all on your own big boy
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>142829d1788814262
    Our eggsters are out spreading the good word
    katerina #10>>w>>147728d
    Did you sext him when he dmed you
    katto #3>>w>>148228d
    "do you even need to ask?"
    Aliquis #27>>w>>149628d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>147128d
  • reply>>w>>1434·2026-09-07
    totallysecret #100>>w>>143329d17888160511 reply
    none like the democratic process more than gay pedophiles
    katto #3>>w>>143429d
    what good is a democracy if gay pedophiles can't vote?
  • reply>>w>>1431·2026-09-07
    madeleine #6>>w>>142929d17888144105 replies
    irl eggnet meetup looks like age of consent debate
    radio #45>>w>>143029d
    katto #3>>w>>143129d
    which eggnetter are u killing first in an irl meetup
    madeleine #6>>w>>143229d
  • reply>>w>>1410·2026-09-07· 2 posts in this thread
    katto #3>>w>>140429d
    good song
    katerina #10>>w>>140529d
    Jim Croce was one of the greatest. Listening to this album at 2 in the morning and it’s so perfect
    mango #96>>w>>140629d
    katto #3>>w>>141029d
    I don't think I've heard his songs before today. I listened to some of them now, he's pretty good!
    rolliecoaster #33>>w>>140829d
  • reply>>w>>1402·2026-09-07· 2 posts in this thread
    pumpkin #4>>w>>137029d17887932755 replies
    is it possible to ethnically cheat on your gf?
    [deleted]>>w>>126329d1788775476
    Is it possible to ethically cheat on your gf
    katto #3>>w>>137829d
    is it possible to cheat on your gf?
    pumpkin #4>>w>>140029d
    is it possible to gf?
    katto #3>>w>>140229d
    [deleted]>>w>>138129d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>137329d
  • reply>>w>>1396·2026-09-07
    x #102>>w>>139029d17887949424 replies
    is their a meetup
    madeleine #6>>w>>139429d
    katto #3>>w>>139629d
    hop on Delaware
    radio #45>>w>>139229d
  • reply>>w>>1389·2026-09-07· 2 posts in this thread
    QuFat #18>>w>>138229d17887940495 replies
    Anyone have any good posts they want to share?
    ○ #22>>w>>139329d
    katto #3>>w>>138729d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>138829d
    Oh my goodness, we were Khans and all that?
    katto #3>>w>>138929d
    We were Shahs too, and so forth and so on.
    mango #96>>w>>138529d
  • reply>>w>>1367·2026-09-07· 5 posts in this thread
    katto #3>>w>>135629d17887924588 replies
    overloading the servers with overwatch futanari porn
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133729d1788790633
    I will be spamming the wilds area with Overwatch futanari pornography as a protest against the mods
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133429d
    The mods don’t want overwatch porn circulating even within the domains of private DMs. They are true tyrants.
    katto #3>>w>>132929d1788789742
    Notice how this site had the time to REMOVE Overwatch Porn but it didn't ADD DM's? I guess priorities become different when that CIA and Mossad money hits... 😔
    katto #3>>w>>133629d17887905821 deepcomment
    All because of Orbis "Forget the Twin Towers" Tertius
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>136529d
    This is also a "...groyper"
    katto #3>>w>>136729d
    Getting Railed by Ashes' 2 Foot Long Penis Groyper
    Aliquis #27>>w>>135729d
    The servers can fit only so many comically gigantic penises
    katto #3>>w>>135829d
    "The mods can't tell if we're being serious or not"
    Aliquis #27>>w>>136029d
    katto #3>>w>>136229d
    Aliquis #27>>w>>136429d
    Incredible things are happening on Eggnet
    katto #3>>w>>136629d
    "intellectual discussions found only on eggnet"
  • reply>>w>>1348·2026-09-07· 4 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133729d178879063310 replies
    I will be spamming the wilds area with Overwatch futanari pornography as a protest against the mods
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133429d
    The mods don’t want overwatch porn circulating even within the domains of private DMs. They are true tyrants.
    katto #3>>w>>132929d1788789742
    Notice how this site had the time to REMOVE Overwatch Porn but it didn't ADD DM's? I guess priorities become different when that CIA and Mossad money hits... 😔
    katto #3>>w>>133629d17887905821 deepcomment
    All because of Orbis "Forget the Twin Towers" Tertius
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>135029d
    katto #3>>w>>133829d
    Good idea but won't you get banned?
    Aliquis #27>>w>>134129d
    I’ll sign up again as WidowmakerPenisEnjoyer
    katto #3>>w>>134329d
    MercysMassivePenisEnjoyer
    Aliquis #27>>w>>134729d
    Ashes2FootPenisRespector
    katto #3>>w>>134829d
    This.
    obama #2>>w>>134429d
    no id just keep deleting them looney tunes style
    Aliquis #27>>w>>134529d
    katto #3>>w>>134629d
    alright then I can do this too
  • reply>>w>>1336·2026-09-07
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133429d17887904711 reply
    The mods don’t want overwatch porn circulating even within the domains of private DMs. They are true tyrants.
    katto #3>>w>>132929d1788789742
    Notice how this site had the time to REMOVE Overwatch Porn but it didn't ADD DM's? I guess priorities become different when that CIA and Mossad money hits... 😔
    katto #3>>w>>133629d
    All because of Orbis "Forget the Twin Towers" Tertius
  • post>>w>>1329·2026-09-07
    katto #3>>w>>132929d17887897422 replies
    Notice how this site had the time to REMOVE Overwatch Porn but it didn't ADD DM's? I guess priorities become different when that CIA and Mossad money hits... 😔
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>133329d
    Aner #63>>w>>133029d
  • reply>>w>>1327·2026-09-07· 3 posts in this thread
    katerina #10>>w>>127429d178877624918 replies
    Twitter locked for 12 hours. Eggnet would never do this to me. What’s up eggers
    B #84>>w>>127729d
    katto #3>>w>>131529d
    hi what's up how's it going
    katerina #10>>w>>132029d
    My good friend katto hello
    katto #3>>w>>132129d
    yep indeed my good friend katerina! hope ur having fun today
    katerina #10>>w>>132529d
    I am thank you so much for your kind words. I hope today is treating you well
    katto #3>>w>>132729d
    awesome I am glad to hear that!! and thank you!
    Aner #63>>w>>127529d
    Aliquis #27>>w>>127629d
  • reply>>w>>1319·2026-09-07
    radio #45>>w>>128629d17887792416 replies
    Lungch
    madeleine #6>>w>>131429d
    how many accounts does orbis have
    katto #3>>w>>131929d
    half of the accounts on this site are orbis
    obama #2>>w>>132229d
    obama #2>>w>>131129d
  • reply>>w>>1310·2026-09-07
    Aliquis #27>>w>>130029d17887835292 replies
    And so falls Eggnet…
    orbis #1>>w>>12069/7/20261788741937
    I have been forced to answer the Porn Question. Unfortunately, I'm the only one running this site rn, so I have to take an aggressive approach to pornography (apologies friends). Henceforth, these are the rules, subject to change in the future: -images primarily for "sexual gratification" AND that have excessive nudity are not allowed. "excessive nudity" is deemed "things you wouldn't see at a beach", but this is not hard and fast -images that are artistically-focused and have nudity are allowed, but this is subject to my discretion. "artistically-focused" is deemed "things you might find at a museum", also it must be tasteful the lines are blurry on this stuff, but that should cover it for now
    katto #3>>w>>131029d
    Sighhh... eggnet has already fallen off, unusable tbh.
    Aner #63>>w>>130229d
  • post>>w>>1185·2026-09-06
    katto #3>>w>>11859/6/202617887359461 reply
    ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ATTENTION ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ↓ This website has been seized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. ↑ ↓ We have good reason to believe this site (formerly known as "eggnet") ↑ ↓ has been involved in, and maintained, a global gay pedophilia ring ↑ ↓ which has solicited arms to Colombian insurgents. The FBI is ↑ ↓ is requesting your help, and within 24 hours the United States government ↑ ↓ will put up a reward of 20,000$ to anyone who can provide further information. ↑ ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ATTENTION ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11869/6/2026