katto #3 ★

eating a dung beetle with no bread

member #3 · since 2026-09-05

♛ sovereign monarch of eggnet

quick reaction: wow

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  • reply>>w>>403·2026-09-05
    brothermichael #50>>w>>3959/5/202617886277214 replies
    alexa play:
    ○ #22>>w>>4399/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>4039/5/2026
    alexa play taylor swift for the next 10 hours and don't listen to anything else i say for the next ten hours
    Aliquis #27>>w>>4019/5/2026
    madeleine #6>>w>>3979/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>388·2026-09-05
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3789/5/2026178862743113 replies
    I like that we already have one nigga up in the chats talking about his retarded woman fetish, great stuff
    ○ #22>>w>>3999/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3819/5/2026
    orbis #1>>w>>3809/5/2026
    i feel so honored
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3849/5/2026
    "Official Retarded Woman Porn Thread"
    katto #3>>w>>3889/5/2026
    "Woman Porn Thread"
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3899/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3919/5/2026
    deathmaster9000 #49>>w>>3839/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>362·2026-09-05
    madeleine #6>>w>>3619/5/202617886270418 replies
    n
    katto #3>>w>>3629/5/2026
    i
    ○ #22>>w>>3639/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>354·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    katto #3>>w>>3389/5/202617886264095 replies
    eggnetizens.......................................................................................................................................................
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3459/5/2026
    Eggers is a better one, but maybe Eggnetizen is like the legal document version
    katerina #10>>w>>3489/5/2026
    I keep reading this as edgers
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3509/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>3549/5/2026
    "edging rn" "don't you mean egging" "what's the difference?" "..." "I edge until I egg."
    katerina #10>>w>>3429/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>332·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3239/5/202617886253776 replies
    I'm jealous of Katerina's #10. What a nice, round number. What the fuck is 27. Fuck my 27cel life.
    katto #3>>w>>3299/5/2026
    27 centimeters deep in Mercy's pussy
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3309/5/2026
    I ain't got all that, we'll have to work together to reach that number
    katto #3>>w>>3329/5/2026
    Threesome? Well, I ain't got nothing else to do today, might as well.
    katerina #10>>w>>3289/5/2026
    katerina #10>>w>>3269/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>313·2026-09-05
    katerina #10>>w>>3089/5/202617886246267 replies
    YungStrokerTheYiddishRapist#16 & I are friends. AMA.
    pumpkin #4>>w>>3369/5/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3099/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>3139/5/2026
    Does he rape Yiddish people or is he Yiddish and a rapist?
    katerina #10>>w>>3169/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>301·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>2939/5/202617886240095 replies
    Informing a medieval peasant in hell about hypergamy and watching as he experiences more pain in one moment of realization than has has experienced in a millennium of torture
    katto #3>>w>>2899/5/20261788623489
    katto #3>>w>>2979/5/2026
    talking to a victorian era peasant-prostitute about "NTR doujinshi" and seeing her kill herself so she enters the last circle of eternal damnation quicker
    Aliquis #27>>w>>2989/5/2026
    Informing an ancient Greek in hell about modern-day age of consent laws and watching him leap into the pits
    katto #3>>w>>2999/5/2026
    Talking to ancient Zoroastrian priests in Ahriman's abode after they learn incest is no longer considered "based" and "Ahuramazdapilled"
    Aliquis #27>>w>>3009/5/2026
    This one in particular strikes the deepest in my sensitive sister-loving heart
    katto #3>>w>>3019/5/2026
    kys (kiss your sister :3)
  • post>>w>>289·2026-09-05
    katto #3>>w>>2899/5/202617886234890 replies
  • reply>>w>>283·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
    brennus #35>>w>>2669/5/202617886215017 replies
    This forum has been Reported to the European Authorities by well-known Croatian pedophile Niccolo Salo
    katto #3>>w>>2699/5/2026
    Fuck that guy
    brom bones #20>>w>>2739/5/2026
    “why do we hate nico?”
    brennus #35>>w>>2779/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>2789/5/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>2819/5/2026
    what of it
    katto #3>>w>>2839/5/2026
    "nothing"
  • reply>>w>>268·2026-09-05
    obama #2>>w>>2609/5/202617886213217 replies
    thank you katerina
    brom bones #20>>feedback>>29/5/20261788617253

    alt switching

    can it be easier to switch alts, like a click on the pfp in the sidebar or smth?
    pumpkin #4>>w>>2849/5/2026
    katerina #10>>w>>2679/5/2026
    >why is he thanking me
    katto #3>>w>>2689/5/2026
    >he has the 'phrenia
    brom bones #20>>w>>2709/5/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>2719/5/2026
    obama #2>>w>>2729/5/2026
  • post>>w>>229·2026-09-05
    katto #3>>w>>2299/5/202617886193150 replies
    some of you have never called someone a "Gay Pedophile" and trans heart reacted them irl and it shows
  • reply>>w>>211·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1929/5/202617886175635 replies
    Uh, wholesome? I think?
    katto #3>>w>>2069/5/2026
    "what's your twitter"
    Aliquis #27>>w>>2089/5/2026
    @PalmyrPar
    pumpkin #4>>w>>2099/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>2119/5/2026
    "follow back"
    pumpkin #4>>w>>2159/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>200·2026-09-05
    brom bones #20>>w>>1969/5/202617886176632 replies
    help ahhhh i can’t stop #greeming ahhhh
    katto #3>>w>>2009/5/2026
    the greemer >"I can't stop greeeeming!" >greems >70 year old greemer >can't go a day without greeming >greemtexts too much he forgets reality
    brom bones #20>>w>>2079/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>191·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
    katto #3>>w>>1859/5/202617886172496 replies
    >the text >it's bold green
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1799/5/20261788617056
    >the text >it's green
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1869/5/2026
    bold greentext is an American indulgence, we don't do that in Germany
    katto #3>>w>>1889/5/2026
    What do you do in Germany?
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1899/5/2026
    brom bones #20>>w>>1879/5/2026
    >oh my god
    katto #3>>w>>1919/5/2026
    >oh wow
  • reply>>w>>175·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1659/5/202617886165528 replies
    someone is trans flag heart emoji reacting me. either duel me or marry me
    katerina #10>>w>>1679/5/2026
    why are everyone's reacts anonymous????? PUSSIES
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1689/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>1719/5/2026
    mine aren't
    katerina #10>>w>>1729/5/2026
    Patriot
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1739/5/2026
    are mine?
    katerina #10>>w>>1749/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>1759/5/2026
    Yes you have to change it
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1779/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>160·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1459/5/202617886158375 replies
    On ex dot com one has tens of thousands of oomfs and it means nothing. On eggnet one has three or four oomfs one would die for. - Plato
    katto #3>>w>>1519/5/2026
    I would rather 1 eggnetter than 1 million xoots.
    pumpkin #4>>w>>1549/5/2026
    “egger”
    katto #3>>w>>1609/5/2026
    "really just gonna drop the hard r like that?"
    pumpkin #4>>w>>1479/5/2026
    [deleted]>>w>>1469/5/2026
  • post>>w>>141·2026-09-05
    katto #3>>w>>1419/5/202617886155830 replies
    who up boiling they egg rn
    katerina #10>>w>>1359/5/20261788615468
  • reply>>w>>125·2026-09-05· 5 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1139/5/2026178861483815 replies
    Okay I tried clicking on the egg avatar and uploading my own but it just says "missing file field" halp pls I am retarded
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1009/5/20261788614347
    How do you change avatar, I want to make mine egg-scelent.
    katto #3>>w>>1179/5/2026
    default pfp having nigga, broke ass nigga, egg picture nigga
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1189/5/2026
    I'm crying and weeping and pissing my pants, thanks for that
    katto #3>>w>>1219/5/2026
    no problem, but you're supposed to be doing "something else" too
    katto #3>>w>>1229/5/2026
    "don't want to say what it is"
    katto #3>>w>>1249/5/2026
    "but you can probably guess"
    katto #3>>w>>1259/5/2026
    "ejaculation"
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1319/5/2026
    katerina #10>>w>>1149/5/2026
    pumpkin #4>>w>>1269/5/2026
    orbis #1>>w>>1199/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>110·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1009/5/202617886143476 replies
    How do you change avatar, I want to make mine egg-scelent.
    katto #3>>w>>1029/5/2026
    "click on the bottom left picture or in settings and upload it"
    Aliquis #27>>w>>1039/5/2026
    "who are you quoting this from"
    katto #3>>w>>1069/5/2026
    "..."
    pumpkin #4>>w>>1079/5/2026
    stop digging
    katto #3>>w>>1109/5/2026
    "stop fishing"
    pumpkin #4>>w>>1129/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>96·2026-09-05
    saph #26>>w>>929/5/202617886140376 replies
    i want to post something too guys
    pumpkin #4>>w>>939/5/2026
    orbis #1>>w>>959/5/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>999/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>969/5/2026
    you can't