HamStrokersEjacula #48 ★

member #48 · since 2026-09-05

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  • reply>>w>>1691·2026-09-09
    orbis #1>>w>>169028d17889225521 reply
    we’re going to have the best dm’s folks
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>169128d
    if yoo fuck this up saar i will send you all both of my testicals
  • post>>w>>1686·2026-09-09
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>168628d17889189420 replies
  • reply>>w>>1677·2026-09-08· 4 posts in this thread
    katto #3>>w>>166928d17889107509 replies
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>167028d
    "Just the two of us"
    katto #3>>w>>167228d
    Just the three of us
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>167328d
    "Just the three of us"
    katto #3>>w>>167428d
    Four.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>167528d
    Make it five
    katto #3>>w>>167628d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>167728d
    We're running out of replies, quick, shoot that shit up to 20
    katto #3>>w>>167828d
    totallysecret #100>>w>>167128d
  • reply>>w>>1630·2026-09-08· 2 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>162428d17888997503 replies
    Why you would want to interact with that insufferable faggot is what I’m wondering
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>162328d1788899610
    Lindyman unblocked me a few months ago just for him to re-block me again and I haven't even interacted with him for that entire time
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>162528d
    I don't I'm just wondering what I did to piss him off because like he had to have gone out of his way to block me if I wasn't interacting with him
    Aliquis #27>>w>>162728d
    You did nothing, most likely - either that or you posted something honest to your opinion that he didn’t like. He does that to boost ego and keep an image of “harumph not everyone gets to interact with my genius, what a shame.” He does it almost randomly. Paul Skallas is an insipid Greek mongoloid who plagiarizes half his shit.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>163028d
    Half is a generous estimate, I'd be surprised if even a third of his writing was actually of his own conception.
  • post>>w>>1623·2026-09-08
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>162328d17888996100 replies
    Lindyman unblocked me a few months ago just for him to re-block me again and I haven't even interacted with him for that entire time
  • post>>w>>1622·2026-09-08
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>162228d17888990230 replies
    poll…
  • post>>w>>1619·2026-09-08
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>161928d17888969150 replies
  • post>>w>>1589·2026-09-08
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>158928d17888901791 reply
    Following Aliquis means you randomly find him trying to reply guy for gay porn producers
    Aliquis #27>>w>>160728d
  • reply>>w>>1585·2026-09-08· 2 posts in this thread
    obama #2>>w>>157028d178888871011 replies
    what if there were dm’s but it has to be a voice message
    Aner #63>>w>>158428d
    what if we killed @48
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>158528d
    the fuck did I do
    Aner #63>>w>>161128d
    pumpkin #4>>w>>164128d
    madeleine #6>>w>>163728d
    Aliquis #27>>w>>158828d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>158328d
    opsec level: deaf guy
    katto #3>>w>>157428d
  • reply>>w>>1553·2026-09-08· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>154928d17888822902 replies
    new york is great bro where else can you get a sandwich for $2 more than the average microwaved by a brown guy who scratches his ass and sniffs it
    juan #71>>w>>155028d
    I can't believe people go to chain stores. I'd rather get my sandwich from a dirt deli that uses Sysco veggies and Boar's Heat meat. The guy calls me boss so it means it's more authentic.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>155328d
    I'd be impressed if he could say "boss" given he probably doesn't even know English and is from recently made-up fourth world nation
  • reply>>w>>1538·2026-09-08· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>152328d17888792552 replies
    Hey does anyone wanna join a mailing list I promise I will not sell it to Hunter Biden
    hunterbiden #95>>w>>153428d
    give it to me for free
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>153828d
    You gotta pay me like you promised
  • reply>>w>>1521·2026-09-08· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>151828d17888790183 replies
    Cramped my left pectoral and now I get to microdose thinking I have a heart attack all day
    obama #2>>w>>151928d
    how did this happen
    Aner #63>>w>>152028d
    He's a fatass
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>152128d
    I've mentioned this multiple times
  • post>>w>>1516·2026-09-08
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>151628d17888789650 replies
    Add video support so I can post Skibidi Biden
  • reply>>w>>1471·2026-09-08
    Aliquis #27>>w>>146128d17888503674 replies
    I was completely correct btw, he DMed me asking if I’d sent the post around and I was like nope you did that all on your own big boy
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>142829d1788814262
    Our eggsters are out spreading the good word
    katerina #10>>w>>147728d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>147128d
    Are you gonna attend the wedding he's gonna end up having with the first twitter racist he hears out and gives him the white Somali heat?
  • reply>>w>>1446·2026-09-08
    obama #2>>w>>144229d17888330937 replies
    "HamStrokersEjacula" has requested to privately message you. How do you respond?
    obama #2>>w>>143729d
    we're going to have the best polls guys
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>144129d17888328651 deepcomment
    what about dms obob
    totallysecret #100>>w>>144329d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>144629d
    You answer yes and this is the first thing you see:
    obama #2>>w>>145029d
  • reply>>w>>1441·2026-09-08
    obama #2>>w>>143729d17888312153 replies
    we're going to have the best polls guys
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>144129d
    what about dms obob
    obama #2>>w>>143829d
  • post>>w>>1428·2026-09-07
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>142829d17888142621 reply
    Our eggsters are out spreading the good word
    Aner #63>>w>>147228d
  • reply>>w>>1422·2026-09-07
    sj #32>>w>>142129d17888091644 replies
    Most of you are unlikable autists, losers, and faggots. Like, almost all of you. Basically all of you.
    madeleine #6>>w>>142529d
    Aliquis #27>>w>>142429d
    Aner #63>>w>>142329d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>142229d
    And you're in the pit with us nigger
  • post>>w>>1401·2026-09-07
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>140129d17887968760 replies
    First egger to post from his walking pad
  • post>>w>>1391·2026-09-07
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>139129d17887950050 replies
    Foids will post "cosplays" of characters in skintight bodysuits and show off their prominent hips and biteable paunches but get pissed off if you suggest they turn around to see what is at best the third most erotic part of their body so that I can jerk off for 40 seconds and have a disappointing orgasm that doesn't make me actually feel anything