HamStrokersEjacula #48 ★

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  • reply>>w>>1388·2026-09-07
    QuFat #18>>w>>138229d17887940495 replies
    Anyone have any good posts they want to share?
    ○ #22>>w>>139329d
    katto #3>>w>>138729d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>138829d
    Oh my goodness, we were Khans and all that?
    katto #3>>w>>138929d
    mango #96>>w>>138529d
  • reply>>w>>1373·2026-09-07
    pumpkin #4>>w>>137029d17887932755 replies
    is it possible to ethnically cheat on your gf?
    [deleted]>>w>>126329d1788775476
    Is it possible to ethically cheat on your gf
    katto #3>>w>>137829d
    [deleted]>>w>>138129d
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>137329d
    Most ethnics are cheaters I've found so yeah
  • post>>w>>1371·2026-09-07
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>137129d17887932830 replies
    Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
  • reply>>w>>1365·2026-09-07
    katto #3>>w>>135629d17887924588 replies
    overloading the servers with overwatch futanari porn
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133729d1788790633
    I will be spamming the wilds area with Overwatch futanari pornography as a protest against the mods
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133429d
    The mods don’t want overwatch porn circulating even within the domains of private DMs. They are true tyrants.
    katto #3>>w>>132929d1788789742
    Notice how this site had the time to REMOVE Overwatch Porn but it didn't ADD DM's? I guess priorities become different when that CIA and Mossad money hits... 😔
    katto #3>>w>>133629d17887905821 deepcomment
    All because of Orbis "Forget the Twin Towers" Tertius
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>136529d
    This is also a "...groyper"
    katto #3>>w>>136729d
    Aliquis #27>>w>>135729d
  • reply>>w>>1350·2026-09-07
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133729d178879063310 replies
    I will be spamming the wilds area with Overwatch futanari pornography as a protest against the mods
    Aliquis #27>>w>>133429d
    The mods don’t want overwatch porn circulating even within the domains of private DMs. They are true tyrants.
    katto #3>>w>>132929d1788789742
    Notice how this site had the time to REMOVE Overwatch Porn but it didn't ADD DM's? I guess priorities become different when that CIA and Mossad money hits... 😔
    katto #3>>w>>133629d17887905821 deepcomment
    All because of Orbis "Forget the Twin Towers" Tertius
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>135029d
    ...groyper
    Aliquis #27>>w>>135529d
    katto #3>>w>>133829d
  • reply>>w>>1333·2026-09-07
    katto #3>>w>>132929d17887897422 replies
    Notice how this site had the time to REMOVE Overwatch Porn but it didn't ADD DM's? I guess priorities become different when that CIA and Mossad money hits... 😔
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>133329d
    orbis doesn't want me to show women unsolicited photos of my nonfunctional, oddly egg-shaped penis
    Aner #63>>w>>133029d
  • reply>>w>>1331·2026-09-07· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>130929d17887866812 replies
    Imagine this sliding into your DMs and you manage to fumble it
    katerina #10>>w>>132429d
    Who is this
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>133129d
    Elizabeth Holmes Apparently Nathan Fielder was allowed to film 24 hours of her life uninterrupted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI
  • post>>w>>1316·2026-09-07
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>131629d17887890791 reply
    When I was like 12 years old I caught a hot English teacher in the parking lot smoking a cigarette and it resulted in me jerking off to videos of women smoking for like 7 years
    katerina #10>>w>>132329d
  • reply>>w>>1308·2026-09-07
    Aliquis #27>>w>>130729d17887856511 reply
    >[deleted user] did his gf find out?
    [deleted]>>w>>126329d1788775476
    Is it possible to ethically cheat on your gf
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>130829d
    Maybe he found out the answer and didn't want to give it away
  • post>>w>>1249·2026-09-07
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12499/7/202617887538420 replies
    My two biggest crushes as a child were Sarah Jean Underwood and Princess Diana
  • reply>>w>>1241·2026-09-07· 4 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12319/7/202617887488836 replies
    What was "the incident" at your high school?
    hunterbiden #95>>w>>12369/7/2026
    Teacher was fucking a wheelchair bound kid to get access to his opiates
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12379/7/2026
    There were rumors of special needs kids in our school's dedicated sped wing getting jerked off by the handlers because several of them were so fucked up by puberty they had a high chance of raping students if they weren't vented I thankfully never saw this but I know I saw one of the kids always be grabby at this handler lady who looked kind of like Richard Nixon in a wig
    obama #2>>w>>12399/7/2026
    obama #2>>w>>12409/7/2026
    this is so funny
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12419/7/2026
    We had some hulking retards built like shit from Left 4 Dead so it honestly was believable enough. There was one kid who was built like Grimace and while he was mostly fat if he got his hands on an 80lb girl there really was not much anyone could do so maybe they did tug his shit to save the other students
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12349/7/2026
    For me there was this one Asian kid who looked like something out of a World War 2 poster and shpoke wiff a thick lisp like vish because of his fuckin horse teeth. I can't even remember what kind of Asian he was, but he smelled bad and always dressed like Steve from Blue's Clues. He would routinely bleed from his gums and have to wipe it up with a napkin. He always spoke with a trembling voice like he was about to cry. It was pretty apparent his parents abused him but he never had any injuries so nothing could be done per school policy. We shared a shop class together where he consistently did everything wrong and ended up being told outright by the teacher he was going to fail the class for second quarter in a row. He looked genuinely horrified to learn this and no one ever saw him in the school again. For a while people theorized his parents killed him but no one actually knows, even over 10 years later.
  • reply>>w>>1217·2026-09-07
    orbis #1>>w>>12159/7/202617887459069 replies
    someone say something
    xkhazariax #43>>w>>12459/7/2026
    pumpkin #4>>w>>12449/7/2026
    hunterbiden #95>>w>>12329/7/2026
    madeleine #6>>w>>12229/7/2026
    mindinterface #9>>w>>12169/7/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12179/7/2026
    Why does it hurt when I pee
  • post>>w>>1212·2026-09-07
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12129/7/202617887431040 replies
    The worst episode of constipation I ever had was due to me eating too much cheese and after two enemas I took a shit the size of Shaq's fist and I had to take a shower after and weepily crawled into my bed and slept for 15 hours
  • reply>>w>>1211·2026-09-07· 2 posts in this thread
    orbis #1>>w>>12069/7/202617887419378 replies
    I have been forced to answer the Porn Question. Unfortunately, I'm the only one running this site rn, so I have to take an aggressive approach to pornography (apologies friends). Henceforth, these are the rules, subject to change in the future: -images primarily for "sexual gratification" AND that have excessive nudity are not allowed. "excessive nudity" is deemed "things you wouldn't see at a beach", but this is not hard and fast -images that are artistically-focused and have nudity are allowed, but this is subject to my discretion. "artistically-focused" is deemed "things you might find at a museum", also it must be tasteful the lines are blurry on this stuff, but that should cover it for now
    americola #8>>w>>137729d
    madeleine #6>>w>>12089/7/2026
    so no holeposting ?
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12099/7/2026
    Only this kind of holeposting
    orbis #1>>w>>12109/7/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12119/7/2026
    DMs would solve this problem bobis
    orbis #1>>w>>12079/7/2026
  • reply>>w>>1205·2026-09-07
    madeleine #6>>w>>12049/7/202617887396381 reply
    who is going to be the first to post hole on eggnet
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12059/7/2026
    I didn't know your real name is "Who"
  • reply>>w>>1201·2026-09-06
    madeleine #6>>w>>12009/6/202617887389821 reply
    me btw if you even care
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12019/6/2026
  • reply>>w>>1196·2026-09-06· 3 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11899/6/202617887366584 replies
    Just learned a friend who is literally half my size (~10 in. shorter and 120lbs lighter) is quad-mogging the shit out of me (thigh circumference is 1 inch greater than mine) I'm going to kill myself
    madeleine #6>>w>>11929/6/2026
    pics?
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11939/6/2026
    Do you have any recommendations for selfie sticks that I can use while hanging myself
    madeleine #6>>w>>11959/6/2026
    i meant of your friend's thigh
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11969/6/2026
    Her large black boyfriend would beat me to death if I took creepshots of her legs, I can only exert my power over women of dubious intelligence
  • reply>>w>>1186·2026-09-06
    katto #3>>w>>11859/6/202617887359461 reply
    ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ATTENTION ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ↓ This website has been seized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. ↑ ↓ We have good reason to believe this site (formerly known as "eggnet") ↑ ↓ has been involved in, and maintained, a global gay pedophilia ring ↑ ↓ which has solicited arms to Colombian insurgents. The FBI is ↑ ↓ is requesting your help, and within 24 hours the United States government ↑ ↓ will put up a reward of 20,000$ to anyone who can provide further information. ↑ ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ATTENTION ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11869/6/2026
    I'll give it all up for like $20 tbh
  • post>>w>>1183·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11839/6/202617887344952 replies
    I think I would let a reptoid woman drain my loosh
    nature #29>>w>>12029/6/2026
  • reply>>w>>1182·2026-09-06
    orbis #1>>w>>11779/6/202617887343165 replies
    new feature: swipe down to refresh the page / see new posts
    Aliquis #27>>w>>11919/6/2026
    orbis #1>>w>>11789/6/2026
    only on mobile
    CIA #94>>w>>11799/6/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11829/6/2026
    Works on PC if you're pure of heart