HamStrokersEjacula #48 ★

member #48 · since 2026-09-05

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  • post>>w>>1174·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11749/6/202617887340790 replies
    Nigger
  • reply>>w>>1169·2026-09-06· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11619/6/202617887319332 replies
    The one type of woman you should always try to avoid is horsegirls because they live very expensive lives and they're going to compare you to their platonic boyfriend who has a two foot long cock and a thousand pounds of muscle This was specifically told to me by a horsegirl
    xkhazariax #43>>w>>11689/6/2026
    Counter: horse pussy respect button
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11699/6/2026
    "Not that kind of horsegirl"
  • reply>>w>>1167·2026-09-06· 2 posts in this thread
    [deleted]>>w>>11629/6/202617887321604 replies
    “You know exactly what this forum needs?? A WBE larper!”
    Aliquis #27>>w>>11639/6/2026
    I am still waiting for @48 to give a few photo proofs - WBE does it!
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11659/6/2026
    Of what specifically? My below-average penis? My hairy gut? I charge for those
    Aliquis #27>>w>>11669/6/2026
    Of good-looking women!!!!!
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11679/6/2026
    I mean I can go through the nudes I've been sent if that's permitted
  • reply>>w>>1159·2026-09-06· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11309/6/202617887276292 replies
    I'm kind of like Worst Boyfriend Ever if he were fat and ugly and nowhere near as eloquent but little else changed
    nature #29>>w>>11579/6/2026
    I actually think he’s quite handsome
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11599/6/2026
    Hence why I said "if he were fat and ugly" I am specifically saying he is not
  • reply>>w>>1156·2026-09-06· 2 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>11529/6/202617887301023 replies
    If you have your reactions settings set to anonymous you are a gigantic PUSSY
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11549/6/2026
    well you are what you eat
    Aliquis #27>>w>>11559/6/2026
    “Well how come you’re an assho- oh wait yeah."
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11569/6/2026
    Yeah I'm that too, you could call me some kind of cloaca because of that
  • post>>w>>1153·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11539/6/202617887301240 replies
    There was this one pudgy Asian girl I was casually sleeping with who told me about meeting up with her long-distance boyfriend and apparently all he did all day when not talking to her was play FF14 (which she just sat and watched him do) and his apartment was stark empty besides a life-sized cardboard cut out of a VTuber which he promised he didn't cheat on her with He was a more interesting guy than her tbh
  • reply>>w>>1148·2026-09-06
    ArcoCunnivoro #66>>w>>11449/6/202617887292294 replies
    Feeling horny atm #Blogpost
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11489/6/2026
    That's my secret Cap, I'm always horny
    ○ #22>>w>>11459/6/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>11469/6/2026
  • post>>w>>1141·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11419/6/202617887290110 replies
    One girl I dated had a weird suite of auditory fetishes for things like sneezing, wheezing laughter, and the sound of rain hitting rooftops. Any of those things would get her horny. I fucked my throat up practicing my old man laughs. This is the same one who left me for a homeless guy on VR Chat btw.
  • reply>>w>>1136·2026-09-06· 7 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11119/6/2026178872551411 replies
    I think the only orgasm I've ever had regret from come post-nut clarity was from a girl with a nasty scar on the side of her head because she had such profound autism that her overstim response used to be bashing her head off of walls until she turned 22 her entire apartment, which she did not pay for, was babyproofed I would still probably do it again
    rolliecoaster #33>>w>>11259/6/2026
    where the hell do you find all these women
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11289/6/2026
    Dating apps, Twitter, and being homeless for a little while put me in with a lot of strange circles
    rolliecoaster #33>>w>>11299/6/2026
    do you just fuck anything with a pulse or do you have standards? (I don't even know why I'm asking this I see the way you post on here)
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11329/6/2026
    I have actually turned down women because even though I'm into retarded-looking women there are some that are too repulsive for me and I can't even visualize sexually exploiting them with their consent But otherwise if they're adult women with good hygiene and can hold an interesting conversation I'm not afraid to try at least once That's really what causes these encounters, we have a really interesting first conversation and somehow it always stumbles into sexual acts
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11339/6/2026
    And in spite of me being willing to fuck the likes of Pearl Davis and RFH my actual roster includes multiple genuinely beautiful women but most of those were either mentally ill or doing it out of spite for themselves or some kind of perceived authority I think
    rolliecoaster #33>>w>>11349/6/2026
    You remind me of my friend who went to jail for 8 years for vehicular manslaughter. It should have been less time but the cops and judge conspired to forge evidence against him because he had research chemicals in his car and they were trying to push through stricter laws at the time. In reality he was sober and his brakes had failed going down a hill when he struck the woman but that was never brought into evidence.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11369/6/2026
    I actually have a completely clean criminal record and outside of my sexual discrepancies I maintain a pretty clean life, I think that's how I let myself get away with sabotaging any emotional connections I make with women by sexualizing it That's partly why I'm anon here so that it can't expand out into Twitter, I can just kind of vent my thoughts here without it impacting anyone
    Aner #63>>w>>11179/6/2026
    beastmode
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11189/6/2026
    She flipflopped between acting normal and acting kind of like an overgrown toddler but she swore up and down she wasn't an age regressor A good lawyer could definitely construe enthusiastically consensual sex with her as rape and only a very lenient jury could save me she's that kind of retarded
    Aner #63>>w>>11199/6/2026
    was the sex good though
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11209/6/2026
    I'm not going to lie to you the only parts that were good were when I didn't really let her take the lead and I kind of just aggressively molested her
  • reply>>w>>1123·2026-09-06
    iloveworldpeace #93>>w>>11229/6/202617887265763 replies
    didn’t know yall went to slutcon ⁉️
    madeleine #6>>w>>11269/6/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11239/6/2026
    I think Aella would want to put me in a lab because of the shit I've done but like my one hard rule is hygiene and she's stinky
    iloveworldpeace #93>>w>>11249/6/2026
  • reply>>w>>1115·2026-09-06
    Gargantua #36>>w>>11149/6/202617887256341 reply
    "Three 'Gay Pedophile' reacts isn't a lot" Imagine three gay pedophiles grooming you
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11159/6/2026
    That's called posting on eggnet
  • reply>>w>>1113·2026-09-06· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11109/6/202617887252702 replies
    There needs to be a maxim to circulate for some women that need to understand my willingness to have sex with them is not a marker of their attractiveness it is a marker of my depravity
    madeleine #6>>w>>11129/6/2026
    please leave me alone 👍
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11139/6/2026
    i didn't even mention you
  • post>>w>>1108·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11089/6/202617887248960 replies
    I'm being threatened by gnomes
  • post>>w>>1087·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10879/6/202617887171820 replies
    The graphing system makes all the fighter feats kind of look like a sword lol
  • post>>w>>1082·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10829/6/202617887154290 replies
    Vibecoding update: Claude turned that chuddy little program into something significantly more robust for the cost of a bucket of chicken from KFC. This shit's SMOOVE (If there's no gif functionality no this I'mma kill myself) There's a bunch of UI/UX things that need to change but this is already leaps and bounds an improvement
  • post>>w>>1058·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10589/6/202617887125650 replies
    I have bought one Uber Eats meal so far but Claude is still going Honestly kind of fun watching him annotate his steps
  • reply>>w>>1056·2026-09-06
    katto #3>>w>>10549/6/202617887121792 replies
    gay pedophiles below me
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10569/6/2026
    big if true
    xkhazariax #43>>w>>10559/6/2026
  • post>>w>>1047·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10479/6/202617887116580 replies
    yeah i'm not getting any head either claude I get you
  • post>>w>>1035·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10359/6/202617887109700 replies
    I love how there is a button right above the settings button on Claude's site where if you click it you can absolutely fuck up generating a response and waste usage credits because you can't tell if it's actually still running or not after you've clicked "Try again" great website design
  • reply>>w>>1031·2026-09-06· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10279/6/202617887101262 replies
    First foray into vbecoding update: Claude is kind of a pussy (I blame Dario) and doesn't like pulling from sites whereas ChatGPT loots shit like an Indian bandit so I had to drop the GPT project in his lap so he wouldn't feel bad about it. I have like $100 in usage credits from the free ones Anthropic handed out last month so I am going to use it all for this entirely pointless project
    Aliquis #27>>w>>10299/6/2026
    What’s the project?
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10319/6/2026
    I wanted to make a branching graph character builder for Pathfinder 2e that just ripped everything directly from Archives of Nethys for more visual build-mapping, I thought it'd be a fun little way to try out a bunch of different things at once