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HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11619/6/202617887319332 repliesThe one type of woman you should always try to avoid is horsegirls because they live very expensive lives and they're going to compare you to their platonic boyfriend who has a two foot long cock and a thousand pounds of muscle This was specifically told to me by a horsegirl[deleted]>>w>>11629/6/202617887321604 replies “You know exactly what this forum needs?? A WBE larper!”
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11539/6/202617887301240 repliesThere was this one pudgy Asian girl I was casually sleeping with who told me about meeting up with her long-distance boyfriend and apparently all he did all day when not talking to her was play FF14 (which she just sat and watched him do) and his apartment was stark empty besides a life-sized cardboard cut out of a VTuber which he promised he didn't cheat on her with He was a more interesting guy than her tbh
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11419/6/202617887290110 repliesOne girl I dated had a weird suite of auditory fetishes for things like sneezing, wheezing laughter, and the sound of rain hitting rooftops. Any of those things would get her horny. I fucked my throat up practicing my old man laughs. This is the same one who left me for a homeless guy on VR Chat btw.
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11119/6/2026178872551411 repliesI think the only orgasm I've ever had regret from come post-nut clarity was from a girl with a nasty scar on the side of her head because she had such profound autism that her overstim response used to be bashing her head off of walls until she turned 22 her entire apartment, which she did not pay for, was babyproofed I would still probably do it again
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11329/6/20261788727866I have actually turned down women because even though I'm into retarded-looking women there are some that are too repulsive for me and I can't even visualize sexually exploiting them with their consent But otherwise if they're adult women with good hygiene and can hold an interesting conversation I'm not afraid to try at least once That's really what causes these encounters, we have a really interesting first conversation and somehow it always stumbles into sexual acts
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11339/6/20261788727915And in spite of me being willing to fuck the likes of Pearl Davis and RFH my actual roster includes multiple genuinely beautiful women but most of those were either mentally ill or doing it out of spite for themselves or some kind of perceived authority I think
rolliecoaster #33>>w>>11349/6/20261788728239You remind me of my friend who went to jail for 8 years for vehicular manslaughter. It should have been less time but the cops and judge conspired to forge evidence against him because he had research chemicals in his car and they were trying to push through stricter laws at the time. In reality he was sober and his brakes had failed going down a hill when he struck the woman but that was never brought into evidence.
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11369/6/20261788728393I actually have a completely clean criminal record and outside of my sexual discrepancies I maintain a pretty clean life, I think that's how I let myself get away with sabotaging any emotional connections I make with women by sexualizing it That's partly why I'm anon here so that it can't expand out into Twitter, I can just kind of vent my thoughts here without it impacting anyone
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11189/6/20261788725904She flipflopped between acting normal and acting kind of like an overgrown toddler but she swore up and down she wasn't an age regressor A good lawyer could definitely construe enthusiastically consensual sex with her as rape and only a very lenient jury could save me she's that kind of retarded
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10829/6/202617887154290 repliesVibecoding update: Claude turned that chuddy little program into something significantly more robust for the cost of a bucket of chicken from KFC. This shit's SMOOVE (If there's no gif functionality no this I'mma kill myself) There's a bunch of UI/UX things that need to change but this is already leaps and bounds an improvement
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10359/6/202617887109700 repliesI love how there is a button right above the settings button on Claude's site where if you click it you can absolutely fuck up generating a response and waste usage credits because you can't tell if it's actually still running or not after you've clicked "Try again" great website design
HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10279/6/202617887101262 repliesFirst foray into vbecoding update: Claude is kind of a pussy (I blame Dario) and doesn't like pulling from sites whereas ChatGPT loots shit like an Indian bandit so I had to drop the GPT project in his lap so he wouldn't feel bad about it. I have like $100 in usage credits from the free ones Anthropic handed out last month so I am going to use it all for this entirely pointless project