HamStrokersEjacula #48 ★

member #48 · since 2026-09-05

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  • reply>>w>>1019·2026-09-06· 4 posts in this thread
    pumpkin #4>>w>>10009/6/2026178870882038 replies
    what are people up to today?
    Gargantua #36>>w>>11099/6/2026
    juan #71>>w>>10889/6/2026
    deathmaster9000 #49>>w>>11059/6/2026
    Aner #63>>w>>11029/6/2026
    madeleine #6>>w>>10389/6/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10019/6/2026
    Learning to vibecode using ChatGPT's free plan and I gotta say ChatGPT is profoundly retarded
    pumpkin #4>>w>>10039/6/2026
    brother u gotta try the non-lobotomized models
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10089/6/2026
    I initially wanted to do a double-blind test with ChatGPT and Claude 5 but I basically got distracted with GPT fucking up the same bugfix every time
    pumpkin #4>>w>>10119/6/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>10079/6/2026
    Coding isn’t worth it at all on the lobotomite models
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10129/6/2026
    Yeah I already have a Claude subscription for other shit so I'm gonna see how much less retarded Fable 5.1 is
    Aliquis #27>>w>>10149/6/2026
    pumpkin #4>>w>>10159/6/2026
    Fable 5.1 vs ChatGPT Free is roughly the gap between Magnus Carlsen and a brain-damaged third-grader
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>10199/6/2026
    This entirely makes sense but you must understand I have the foresight of the brain-damaged third-grader
    xX_bachboy_Xx #39>>w>>10959/6/2026
    xkhazariax #43>>w>>10839/6/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>10099/6/2026
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    Aner #63>>w>>10029/6/2026
  • post>>w>>999·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9999/6/202617887088170 replies
    A youth pastor once told me I was probably going to Hell and every decision I've made in my entire life since then was based on that notion
  • reply>>w>>992·2026-09-06
    Aner #63>>w>>9899/6/202617887079901 reply
    Has he lost his mind?
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9869/6/20261788707771
    Water does not boil when I am near it and every woman that has experienced orgasm because of me ends up with disturbing nightmares the night after
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9929/6/2026
    Can he see or is he blind?
  • post>>w>>986·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9869/6/202617887077710 replies
    Water does not boil when I am near it and every woman that has experienced orgasm because of me ends up with disturbing nightmares the night after
  • reply>>w>>969·2026-09-06· 3 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9629/6/202617887067165 replies
    My piss produces steam at all temperatures and is completely transparent without a hint of yellow
    Aner #63>>w>>9659/6/2026
    Bad news friend.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9689/6/2026
    It has done this since I was 3 years old
    Aliquis #27>>w>>9779/6/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>9649/6/2026
    Proof
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9699/6/2026
    Onlyfans subscribers only
  • post>>w>>953·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9539/6/202617887059840 replies
    Follow me on twitter @joebiden
  • post>>w>>945·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>9459/6/202617887054540 replies
    Women with eating disorders annoy me because grabbing a tiny little bit of ponch on a woman gives me a more rapidly onset erection than grabbing her tits
  • post>>w>>896·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>8969/6/202617886976091 reply
    I am glad to know I am on people's minds while I go to bed with an empty head and a sticky belly
    Aner #63>>w>>8599/6/20261788679524
    Kill @48 with hammers
    Aner #63>>w>>8979/6/2026
  • reply>>w>>840·2026-09-06· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>8389/6/202617886566482 replies
    A girl I was once with tried to act like she got off from the hum of a car and when I hit the gas she started moaning and humping the seat It was an electric car
    orbis #1>>w>>8399/6/2026
    i believe you
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>8409/6/2026
    I think she just wanted to seem freaky because we had talked about weird fetishes we had
  • reply>>w>>829·2026-09-06
    [deleted]>>w>>8289/6/202617886552631 reply

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    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>8299/6/2026
    I will delete and remake my post if you photoshop Moldbug as an egg
  • post>>w>>827·2026-09-06
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>8279/6/202617886550580 replies
    the eggnetic network sends their regards
  • reply>>w>>809·2026-09-05
    Doriancel #55>>w>>8079/5/202617886522863 replies
    who up jacking they pathetic little girldick
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>8099/5/2026
    my pathetic little dick is a man's dick and i am not jacking it I am awkwardly tugging on it like a bored orangutan trying to pry a banana out of a pile
    Doriancel #55>>w>>8119/6/2026
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  • reply>>w>>801·2026-09-05
    brom bones #20>>w>>7959/5/202617886502752 replies
    @1 please implement EggCash and Egger Payouts pls
    orbis #1>>w>>7969/5/2026
    if i ever get vc money everyone is getting paid out
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>8019/5/2026
    I deserve a payout for every depraved eggeet I eggote
  • post>>w>>782·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7829/5/202617886496750 replies
    + post to the wild
  • reply>>w>>779·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    katerina #10>>w>>7589/5/202617886478483 replies
    I bet HamStrokersEjacula#48 is 30-39 years old
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7649/5/2026
    Slightly younger than 30 I am just mentally very old
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7749/5/2026
    So you’re not a middle-aged giga pervert? Sad!
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7799/5/2026
    I have said it before I am a sensitive young man (I am a slightly below middle aged giga pervert)
  • reply>>w>>765·2026-09-05
    [deleted]>>w>>7619/5/202617886481193 replies

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    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7659/5/2026
    It wasn't a complaint it just let me say the word Eggcord
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7759/5/2026
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  • post>>w>>763·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7639/5/202617886483730 replies
    An appeal to eggnet 🌲
  • reply>>w>>754·2026-09-05
    [deleted]>>w>>7499/5/202617886473224 replies
    I finally got transparency working and the top taskbar hidden in the wrapper app. It’s looking much sexier and less like a rush job.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7549/5/2026
    You're turning it into EggCord
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7579/5/2026
    katerina #10>>w>>7519/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>738·2026-09-05
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7029/5/202617886439238 replies
    Vibecoding an Eggnet app. The mods cannot control me. I will secede and make my own Egger Nation.
    katto #3>>w>>7049/5/2026
    hasn't even been a day and you're already trying a coup d'etat
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7059/5/2026
    Accede to my demands of DMs and a dedicated gay pedophile forum or I drop the files!!!
    katto #3>>w>>7069/5/2026
    orbis #1>>w>>7339/5/2026
    maybe tomorrow I do dm’s
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7389/5/2026
    You're gonna be responsible for the first egger marriage
    pumpkin #4>>w>>7079/5/2026
  • post>>w>>731·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7319/5/202617886454321 reply
    I have no loyalty to anybody except for the most recent warm wet hole
    BuggyFumes #21>>w>>7329/5/2026