HamStrokersEjacula #48 ★

member #48 · since 2026-09-05

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  • reply>>w>>727·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7219/5/202617886447986 replies
    I’m also vibecoding a more macOS-like sidebar. This one is ugly for now though
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7239/5/2026
    Will you add DMs
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7269/5/2026
    It’s literally just a web wrapper I’m making for my own entertainment, that’s not really possible
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7279/5/2026
    You're letting Hitler down
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7289/5/2026
    katto #3>>w>>7229/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>717·2026-09-05· 4 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6609/5/202617886425816 replies
    It only took four hours on the eggnet for me to start threatening gay sex with people
    Aliquis #27>>w>>6639/5/2026
    That's not a threat to me
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6719/5/2026
    It is when I make you the bottom
    Aliquis #27>>w>>7039/5/2026
    We can take turns. No kissing though, that would be gay.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7109/5/2026
    Sure, you can turn around on it if you want
    Aner #63>>w>>7159/5/2026
    We are going to rape you
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7179/5/2026
    Bottoms are incapable of rape, you're just going to push your fruity little ass at me
  • post>>w>>716·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7169/5/202617886445140 replies
    they'll gay pedophile react you but they won't call you wrong
  • post>>w>>701·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>7019/5/202617886439030 replies
    oboe please add DMs so I can fumble the three foids here
  • reply>>w>>699·2026-09-05
    madeleine #6>>w>>6879/5/202617886433833 replies
    can we get a glosso.ink style web so we can track who's fucked who
    pumpkin #4>>w>>6969/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6999/5/2026
    hovering over my pfp causes browsers to crash
  • reply>>w>>693·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    Aner #63>>w>>6709/5/2026178864297317 replies
    I miss her..
    madeleine #6>>w>>6739/5/2026
    hi
    radio #45>>w>>6759/5/2026
    Aner #63>>w>>6769/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6829/5/2026
    He's a bottom btw try a real impregnator like me
    Aner #63>>w>>6889/5/2026
    what is this nigga saying
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6939/5/2026
    I'm gonna make you both my catamites
  • reply>>w>>689·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6849/5/202617886432992 replies
    I should call her
    Aner #63>>w>>6869/5/2026
    I should call your mom
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6899/5/2026
    I do not have parents I climbed out of a dark pool of sludge from a hidden corner of the earth
  • post>>w>>674·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6749/5/202617886430890 replies
    THERE WAS AN INBOX THIS WHOLE TIME?
  • reply>>w>>669·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    radio #45>>w>>4439/5/202617886290338 replies
    since we are sharing woman stories here, i got arrested for rape last year, after a night in the slammer she dropped charges then continued to try and reach out to me for the next 6 months
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4499/5/2026
    An ex once threatened to accuse me of rape and I told her I would in fact just rape her if that happened because my life would be over anyway She did not bother with the accusations
    BuggyFumes #21>>w>>6659/5/2026
    This is pretty good im stealing this.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6699/5/2026
    It only worked because I was physically in the room with her and she was a very small woman. I wouldn't actually have raped her, I think, but I'm retarded enough to make it seem like I'd try.
    BuggyFumes #21>>w>>6839/5/2026
    BuggyFumes #21>>w>>6479/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>656·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6509/5/202617886416084 replies
    I'm the only sensitive young man here
    Aner #63>>w>>6519/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6529/5/2026
    You love me with all your heart and when we make sweet passionate buttsecks you're gonna thank me for getting you boypreggers and like the nigger I am I'll make sure you're a single boymother
    Aner #63>>w>>6559/5/2026
    Ill be the one clapping cheeks here.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6569/5/2026
    Yeah your cheeks are gonna be clapping when you're twerking on my dick
  • reply>>w>>644·2026-09-05
    madeleine #6>>w>>6429/5/202617886412512 replies
    ovulating today to celebrate eggnet launch
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6449/5/2026
    would you like to celebrate by making the first eggnet baby with me we can name him eggbert
    Aner #63>>w>>6439/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>641·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6379/5/202617886410912 replies
    When I die I will not be remembered
    orbis #1>>w>>6389/5/2026
    you have to friend me back
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6419/5/2026
    I love you bobis
  • reply>>w>>640·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
    Aner #63>>w>>6289/5/202617886407586 replies
    I love eggnet!!!
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6319/5/2026
    if you look like your pfp do you want to let me impregnate you and ruin the rest of your life
    Aner #63>>w>>6349/5/2026
    gay ass nigga
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6359/5/2026
    I'll fuck you til you love me
    Aner #63>>w>>6399/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6409/5/2026
    Not if I rape you first
    orbis #1>>w>>6329/5/2026
  • post>>w>>625·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6259/5/202617886404980 replies
    Oh another is this girl who was cheating on her boyfriend (A very annoying Jewish guy literally named Neo) with me and she was one of the prototypical e-girls where she had this whole oversexualized catgirl thing going on and she had this thing with farts and she kept complaining about how her boyfriend wouldn't fart in her face to try and convince me to do it but I couldn't do it Not out of any hygienic or moral limitations I just was fasting at the time to see what it felt like so there was nothing that'd come out Beautiful woman though
  • post>>w>>623·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6239/5/202617886403330 replies
    Another story of horrible women I've been with: I once had sex with a woman who tried to call her dad mid-coitus and I had to throw her phone away because prior to that she kept telling me about how much of a violent hick he was and I didn't want to die
  • reply>>w>>618·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    Aliquis #27>>w>>6129/5/202617886394204 replies
    "Do you have anything else to say except this sort of thing"
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6109/5/20261788639177
    I have ruined marriages before and I will do it again
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6159/5/2026
    I don't get to post like this on twitter due to an image I maintain there so you're getting my weird pervert venting and lamentations on an anon account until either I get bored or married
    Aliquis #27>>w>>6179/5/2026
    I hope you acquire the retard-wife of your dreams <3
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6189/5/2026
    I have tried and failed several times but I manage to uniquely piss off every single one so I'm going to be a deviant here for a good while but thank you
    Aliquis #27>>w>>6139/5/2026
  • post>>w>>610·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6109/5/202617886391770 replies
    I have ruined marriages before and I will do it again
  • reply>>w>>604·2026-09-05
    Aner #63>>w>>6029/5/202617886384432 replies
    Why do we even have w*men in here?
    Doriancel #55>>w>>6059/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6049/5/2026
    So I have people to sexually harass since God did not bless me with the gay pedophile gene
  • reply>>w>>603·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
    stargirl #52>>w>>5979/5/202617886382315 replies
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5989/5/2026
    Only if we can reproduce and make disgusting mutant children in our image
    stargirl #52>>w>>5999/5/2026
    speak for yrself my children will be beautiful and lethal to the new world order
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6009/5/2026
    We're going to have to breed and find out whose thesis is correct
    stargirl #52>>w>>6019/5/2026
    just type yes & AMEN
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>6039/5/2026
    yes & AMEN
  • post>>w>>595·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5959/5/202617886381970 replies
    I believe like 80% of incels are fakecels Most women are appealed to disgusting things in the same capacity they are to attractive things, if you can't strike one chord you hit the other I'm fat ugly and vaguely retarded with below average genitals and no future and I have been with an obscene number of women, some of whom so beautiful it looked like I was starring in a shitty made for TV romance movie where the executive producer casts himself as the lead as an excuse to make out with gorgeous women If you're not hot you need make yourself so vile and vulgar most women will be magnetically enthralled to you I think this is also part of why I'm into retarded-looking women, they usually are autistic enough to not fall into this selective pressure