HamStrokersEjacula #48 ★

member #48 · since 2026-09-05

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  • reply>>w>>593·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5909/5/202617886375282 replies
    Three different women have drank my piss, I don't even like it but they all have begged for it for different reasons One of them tried to insult me later by saying it didn't even taste good — lady, I'm not the one who thought it was drinkable in the first place!
    Aner #63>>w>>5919/5/2026
    is ChatGPT writing this?
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5939/5/2026
    No I just used the em dash because I like flexing that I know Alt+0151
  • reply>>w>>587·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5859/5/202617886370812 replies
    I've tasted the asshole of almost every woman I've dated but I have never put my mouth anywhere near their feet because that's disgusting
    HITLER_RAPIST1488 #65>>w>>5869/5/2026
    opposite for me
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5879/5/2026
    Women can't and don't clean their feet, they just paint their toes, but they put a lot of work into washing their asshole for some reason
  • reply>>w>>580·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    Doriancel #55>>w>>5759/5/202617886366134 replies
    blocking the 'girl' names immediately.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5779/5/2026
    I seek to befriend them all so that they may let me fertilize the eggs in their clutch
    fuckyounigger #61>>w>>5789/5/2026
    kill yourself
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5809/5/2026
    I love you
    Doriancel #55>>w>>6149/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>572·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5639/5/202617886361873 replies
    I once dated a girl with an ED and she kept freaking out over how she couldn't get her fingers to go all the way around her wrists and I showed mine couldn't too because we have a thing called wrist bones and sometimes those niggas are huge and she started crying
    fuckyounigger #61>>w>>5679/5/2026
    you dated a girl with erectile dysfunction nigga....
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5729/5/2026
    Look a relationship has to feature at least one person who can get hard
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5699/5/2026
    Don't beluga rate me nigga I was bone-thin at the time and I still had 8 inch wrists
  • reply>>w>>564·2026-09-05
    fuckyounigger #61>>w>>5619/5/202617886361072 replies
    why the fuck would you make it an option to mute people and restrict replies you're just recreating the siloing effect of these have on discourse on twitter and profile pictures+friends/oomfs(?) just further recreates the cliquishness and cloutchasing of twitter. The purpose of indie sites like this is to return to an open internet not to be some shitty emulation or veneer over some preexisting format you dumb fuck
    Doriancel #55>>w>>5669/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5649/5/2026
    What indie site do you run Please tell me I need more places to post pictures of my shriveled genitals
  • reply>>w>>558·2026-09-05· 4 posts in this thread
    decemberhunting #58>>w>>5389/5/2026178863458014 replies
    What's everyone's place and role within this community?
    Aner #63>>w>>5749/5/2026
    madeleine #6>>w>>5739/5/2026
    Doriancel #55>>w>>5609/5/2026
    stargirl #52>>w>>5469/5/2026
    high iq young talented trans of color fighting the gooner epidemnic
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5519/5/2026
    Could I use you as a vent for my gooner thoughts so that I do not inflict them on the greater population
    stargirl #52>>w>>5539/5/2026
    actually im already booked with a lot of clients but let me vget back to you . in the meantime dont hurt yourself
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5559/5/2026
    A lot of women are going to end up seeing my very sad-looking penis because of you
    stargirl #52>>w>>5579/5/2026
    that is in fact not the worst thing that can happen to women these days!
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5589/5/2026
    I thank you for your vote of confidence in me finding ways to go past that
    fuckyounigger #61>>w>>5549/5/2026
    pumpkin #4>>w>>5479/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5429/5/2026
    Morally bankrupt internet pervert
    katto #3>>w>>5409/5/2026
    DFaultName #46>>w>>5399/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>545·2026-09-05
    fuckyounigger #61>>w>>5419/5/2026178863483912 replies
    So this website is just a public groupchat made to look like an imageboard? And I need an email to post? No boards or anything just one big long chat? Aim higher with your vibecoding nigger
    xor #51>>w>>6249/5/2026
    Aliquis #27>>w>>5969/5/2026
    orbis #1>>w>>5439/5/2026
    [deleted]>>w>>5849/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5459/5/2026
    If you don't know how to make viable throwaway emails or how to use pissmail you don't deserve rights
  • reply>>w>>534·2026-09-05
    madeleine #6>>w>>5289/5/202617886339564 replies
    loading up eggnet into my ovipositor
    obama #2>>w>>5309/5/2026
    pumpkin #4>>w>>5499/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5349/5/2026
    May I fertilize you so that we can make fucked up ugly flipper babies due to my terrible genetics that we can then use as reaction images to upset our enemies
  • reply>>w>>525·2026-09-05
    DFaultName #46>>w>>5249/5/202617886338321 reply
    Within this format what’s the longest you think a comment could stay on top?
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5259/5/2026
    There's a 10 reply limit per reply, if it's 10 per post then it's a maximum of like 100 replies so it'd need to be very well timed
  • post>>w>>521·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5219/5/202617886333860 replies
    So when is the eggman himself adding DMs so we can turn this into a real dramatic hellhole
  • reply>>w>>516·2026-09-05
    [deleted]>>w>>5109/5/202617886330884 replies

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    BuggyFumes #21>>w>>5119/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5169/5/2026
    This has happened to me multiple times. One straight up was already talking about plans for us to meet in person after like four days of talking. Then the face reveals came and she deactivated her large account and never came back, and if she has a priv I've never seen it.
    Doriancel #55>>w>>5129/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>505·2026-09-05
    madeleine #6>>w>>5019/5/202617886328892 replies
    who need a bull ?
    DFaultName #46>>w>>5379/5/2026
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>5059/5/2026
    I have been a bull on two separate occasions it's kind of bad for the soul
  • reply>>w>>499·2026-09-05· 4 posts in this thread
    madeleine #6>>w>>4659/5/202617886298487 replies
    i am using eggnet to uplift latinX voices
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4669/5/2026
    Every latinx woman I've dated has stories about being molested and every single time I assumed they were making it up because they're women it turned out to be completely true, some had news articles because their tios were basically the hugh hefners of sexually assaulting children
    madeleine #6>>w>>4709/5/2026
    oh!
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4719/5/2026
    That was what I said when I was shown the articles every single time I don't trust Mexican uncles anymore
    BuggyFumes #21>>w>>4879/5/2026
    this or domestic violence without fail
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4909/5/2026
    This is also true and they seem conditioned to be into it, one could only cum by getting slapped and her mother was divorced and very flinch-y, I kind of put two and two together
    Doriancel #55>>w>>4989/5/2026
    youve dated more than 1? bleachtriot
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4999/5/2026
    I'm not actually very racist in the sense of being discriminatory I just kind of know what to expect if I decide I want to have sex with a black woman
  • reply>>w>>495·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4939/5/202617886316533 replies
    Multiple women on twitter with high follower counts and rich moot presence in these circles have become extremely infatuated with me and then completely deactivated and abandoned their accounts upon seeing my face I am absolutely not joking
    radio #45>>w>>4949/5/2026
    there are no women on twitter
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4959/5/2026
    There are I just terrify them with my visage
    Doriancel #55>>w>>4969/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>492·2026-09-05
    orbis #1>>w>>4899/5/202617886312512 replies
    new feature new feature https://eggnet.nyc/w/best
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4929/5/2026
    I have a post in the top 50 i am doing iron man numbers on this web sight
    katto #3>>w>>4919/5/2026
  • post>>w>>477·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4779/5/202617886303290 replies
    The healthiest romantic relationship I had was with a woman I licked the asshole of within 3 hours of meeting her We parted on amicable terms because she got accepted into a dream college in Cleveland and my career made it impossible to move I sometimes think about if I had quit if we would've gotten married or if fate would have found a really funny way to ruin that
  • reply>>w>>469·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4649/5/202617886298412 replies
    LET ME IN
    BuggyFumes #21>>w>>4679/5/2026
    Not falling for it nosferatu
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4699/5/2026
    I CAN BE TRUSTED IN YOUR PRIVATE LEDGERS LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN
  • reply>>w>>460·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4599/5/202617886294492 replies
    I turned a gay woman straight once. She was a fat schizophrenic furry and I think she just liked the positive attention I gave her because I'm not like this in person. She then accused me of using her and left me. I don't think she was entirely wrong but I didn't get much out of it.
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4609/5/2026
    She was actually very sweet during her more manic periods so there's a small bit of missing her affectionate behavior during those times but she also screamed a lot over any random thing and it pissed me off
    madeleine #6>>w>>4629/5/2026
  • reply>>w>>455·2026-09-05· 6 posts in this thread
    stargirl #52>>w>>4219/5/2026178862850815 replies
    idk how to reply to posts on this thing. no i dont need to take a big shit i believe i am menstruating
    Aliquis #27>>w>>4229/5/2026
    You can reply to posts with the button that says "reply" below every post
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4279/5/2026
    He was right >>w>>372
    stargirl #52>>w>>4359/5/2026
    i dont even think u have a penis
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4389/5/2026
    You would pay to fuck me unfortunately, not even because of my mediocre penis but because I'm fugly enough it would be the best way to spite your parents
    stargirl #52>>w>>4449/5/2026
    thats really vulgar and not what im about at all
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4469/5/2026
    If you can't take the shits stay out of the toilet
    stargirl #52>>w>>4489/5/2026
    plz try to live a life of principles
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4509/5/2026
    The eggnet is not for the faint of heart, thicken your shell
    stargirl #52>>w>>4459/5/2026
    i accidentally reported yr post while trying to rrply
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4519/5/2026
    You are forgiven
    stargirl #52>>w>>4529/5/2026
    i have diabetes
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4559/5/2026
    I can relate, my piss smells like Willy Wonka's bathwater sometimes
    stargirl #52>>w>>4269/5/2026
    stargirl #52>>w>>4259/5/2026
    pumpkin #4>>w>>4249/5/2026
  • post>>w>>454·2026-09-05
    HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4549/5/202617886293020 replies
    An ex once told me about how she was given booze until she was blackout drunk and gangbanged by multiple members of her extended family at 15 years old I would've felt bad but she decided to tell me this while blowing me and I think she just was making it up to get off You would be right to assume this woman is not white