HamStrokersEjacula #48 ★

238 posts in the last year

• reply>>w>>442·2026-09-05
  Aliquis #27>>w>>4369/5/202617886289232 replies[–]

  When I was 13, my sister asked me to fish something out from her bottom; in hindsight, I think she put it in there just to have me take it out.

  wholesome|8

  Aliquis #27>>w>>4409/5/20261788628979[–]

  you guys think I'm joking but I'm really not

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4429/5/20261788629031[–]

  I fully believe you
• reply>>w>>433·2026-09-05· 3 posts in this thread
  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4289/5/202617886287843 replies[–]

  I once had to leave a woman who turned out to be flirting with a 14 year old Lebanese boy online You think I would've seen it coming given she started flirting with me when I was 16 None of this is a joke

  radio #45>>w>>4319/5/20261788628856[–]

  how old was she? seems a crucial point of context

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4339/5/20261788628903[–]

  26, mentioned it in the reply, tbh she was hot and I was more offended she was cheating on me

  🧡|1

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4309/5/20261788628848[–]

  "Oh yes 26 year old woman, it's normal to call me jailbait and not want other adults to know about us" I'd let her groom me again to be honest
• post>>w>>423·2026-09-05
  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4239/5/202617886286171 reply[–]

  I had a long dating history of terrible women which likely kickstarted my retarded women fetish because I never met a downy woman who tried to sell her dog for drugs or a FAS girl who only wanted to sleep with me to humiliate her boyfriend because of his open cuckold fetish

  rolliecoaster #33>>w>>4349/5/20261788628904[+] 0 replies
• reply>>w>>420·2026-09-05· 2 posts in this thread
  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4159/5/202617886282282 replies[–]

  A woman once left me for a homeless guy she met on VR Chat

  katto #3>>w>>4199/5/20261788628347[–]

  beast mode

  true|2

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4209/5/20261788628400[–]

  I'm not even mad at him, I'm impressed But I hope she doesn't have access to running water
• reply>>w>>418·2026-09-05
  stargirl #52>>w>>4179/5/202617886282771 reply[–]

  tummy ache

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4189/5/20261788628315[–]

  Sounds like you need to take a big shit
• post>>w>>412·2026-09-05
  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4129/5/202617886281320 replies[–]

  I've never paid for drugs I just use my youthful demeanor and boyish charms to convince linecooks that I'm a teenage boy and they give me free hits
• reply>>w>>406·2026-09-05
  Aliquis #27>>w>>4059/5/202617886279171 reply[–]

  I really wish to earn katerina's hand in marriage but I feel my family's lowly stature makes me unworthy of her affections

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3799/5/20261788627438

  Who do you think will be the first to find a wife on eggnet It won't be me I plan on terrorizing hoes

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>4069/5/20261788627975[–]

  Oh so it's okay when YOU want a woman past her prime

  true|1
• reply>>w>>396·2026-09-05· 4 posts in this thread
  Aliquis #27>>w>>3789/5/2026178862743113 replies[–]

  I like that we already have one nigga up in the chats talking about his retarded woman fetish, great stuff

  wow|2

  ○ #22>>w>>3999/5/20261788627797[+] 0 replies

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3819/5/20261788627466[–]

  God forbid a man speak his mind

  Aliquis #27>>w>>3859/5/20261788627530[–]

  you joke but God really should forbid you

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3929/5/20261788627660[–]

  My only defense is the retards I wanna fuck are both adults and women

  Aliquis #27>>w>>3949/5/20261788627695[–]

  So you not only like retards, but you also like women only after their prime. Nice. Real cool thing to be proud of.

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3969/5/20261788627767[–]

  Even young boys are smarter than the average woman so I can't crack it as a gay pedophile unfortunately

  Nuke everything|1

  Aliquis #27>>w>>3989/5/20261788627789[+] 0 replies

  orbis #1>>w>>3809/5/20261788627458[–]

  i feel so honored

  Aliquis #27>>w>>3849/5/20261788627504[–]

  "Official Retarded Woman Porn Thread"

  katto #3>>w>>3889/5/20261788627560[+] 1 reply

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3919/5/20261788627614[–]

  The first guy to get those down syndrome women who apparently just look like that and aren't actually mentally 5 years old to do porn is probably going to get a lot richer than he expected

  deathmaster9000 #49>>w>>3839/5/20261788627503[+] 0 replies
• post>>w>>379·2026-09-05
  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3799/5/202617886274382 replies[–]

  Who do you think will be the first to find a wife on eggnet It won't be me I plan on terrorizing hoes

  orbis #1>>w>>3829/5/20261788627480[+] 1 reply
• reply>>w>>374·2026-09-05· 4 posts in this thread
  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3479/5/202617886266645 replies[–]

  I think bottom of my list worst "Would" would be RFH but that's because I have a fetish for retarded women

  Nuke everything|2el oh el|1

  BuggyFumes #21>>w>>3729/5/20261788627334[–]

  But all women are retarded ?

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3749/5/20261788627367[–]

  I explained it in my reply I specifically mean women who look like they have developmental disabilities, see also Brittany Venti

  katerina #10>>w>>3519/5/20261788626720[–]

  🥚|1

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3539/5/20261788626776[–]

  i do, if I didn't I wouldn't post it

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3499/5/20261788626697[–]

  Not in the sense I wanna fuck stupid people (I do) but in the sense I get a boner for women who look like they have maladaptive chromosomal formations
• reply>>w>>365·2026-09-05
  madeleine #6>>w>>3619/5/202617886270418 replies[–]

  n

  katto #3>>w>>3629/5/20261788627055[–]

  i

  wow|2

  ○ #22>>w>>3639/5/20261788627084[–]

  g

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3659/5/20261788627099[–]

  g

  BuggyFumes #21>>w>>3679/5/20261788627174[+] 4 replies
• post>>w>>364·2026-09-05
  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3649/5/202617886270890 replies[–]

  Also on my list of retarded-looking women I'd fuck: Moon Dragon I know she's got a sleeper build but her face looks like something out of Oblivion's character creator And I still would

  would|2
• reply>>w>>359·2026-09-05
  Aliquis #27>>w>>3559/5/202617886267942 replies[–]

  I think the best thing for the world and the internet would be forgetting RFH exists. Who cares. Her meangirl bad bitch thing fell apart as soon as it was revealed her face was shaped like, well, an egg.

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3479/5/20261788626664

  I think bottom of my list worst "Would" would be RFH but that's because I have a fetish for retarded women

  Nuke everything|3trvke|3

  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3599/5/20261788626923[–]

  I don't like her but I would have sex with her for the same reason I wanna fuck that Downy girl from the one PSA

  xX_bachboy_Xx #39>>w>>3589/5/20261788626841[+] 0 replies
• post>>w>>340·2026-09-05
  HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>3409/5/202617886265110 replies[–]

  My greatest sin is I'd fuck H. Pearl Davis and she's not even the worst on my list of woulds