Whenever I get an Indian spam caller I do a really bad Indian accent and say I am brahmin and go "you sound like you are shudra, if not for American law I would be allowed to beat you with bloody cane for even talking to me madarchod" and 90% of the time they just hang up before I'm even 1/3 of the way done but there's that 10% who hear the whole thing and they get really really upset about it Doesn't work when they're Nigerian though those guys just have no idea what I'm talking about and just make me look more retarded than I already am