katerina #10 ★

on mobile, I changed interactions to tap instead of swipe bc i didn't really like the swiping motion

changed the error message for clarity: [img]

ok #confession two days before they banned screenshots of people's Hinge profiles, I saw a guy in a wheelchair, and I did take a lot of screenshots of him and send it to group chats and was like oh my…

lmao is this the first timeout

IDK what to post I'm just posting to increase the number of posts

hey can i get an ummmm [img]

"I don't have any more emails left" >>w>>2208

I invite everyone to check out my book website, Sprawl, which now features FULL EGGNET.NYC PROFILE INTEGRATION. It's better than goodreads (you can import your stuff from there if you want though). sp…

take nap with sister

I’m so fucking tired for no reason today

Is there a limit to tagging people? @1 @2 @3 @4 @5 @6 @7 @8 @9 @10 @11 @12 @13 @14 @15 @16 @17 @18 @19 @20 @21 @22 @23 @24 @25 @26 @27 @28 @29 @30 @31 @32 @33 @34 @35 @36 @37 @38 @39 @40 @41 @42 @43…

Hi friends, if you have any interest in learning Ancient Greek, i've been working on a free web app for studying vocab https://palaistra.org [img] feel free to try it out, message me here or o…

Me and @10 except she does actually kill me

I have nothing to say and I’m proud to say it

but i have fixed this!

There'd be a lot less to scalp if you stopped showing so much of it

I have been inactive because @10 is scalping me every day due to my failure to keep up an adequate hairline.

what it’s all about [img]

It’s aristocratic only when I do it >>w>>1953

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“I love you radio” she moaned and then gently holding her thong to the side, he slid inside her…

Death Grips Haiku I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I stay noided I

when's Orbis adding the "rape user" button

you can change your default swipe reaction now[img]

Good Eggnet Afternoon

gm

The Design of this Site is actually so elegant once you get used to it

Heartbreaking: girl I had sex with once 4 years ago has a boyfriend now. How dare she!

"do you even need to ask?"

“moshiach is here on eggnet.nyc” stickers on every sign in crown heights, who’s building this? >>w>>1484

You and katto #ship

Hello!

I don't think I've heard his songs before today. I listened to some of them now, he's pretty good!

time in a bottle is so good

Nuke everyone

I have been forced to answer the Porn Question. Unfortunately, I'm the only one running this site rn, so I have to take an aggressive approach to pornography (apologies friends). Henceforth, these ar…

Is it possible to ethically cheat on your gf

“no”

If any eggers meet me at a bar just know there will be roofies involved >>w>>1089

Where's the goyim extinction button on this thing

madeleine

psa: if you prefer apps over websites, you can install egnnet to your phone as a pwa: [img][img] [img] the advantage is that it’s a little smoother and you don’t lose screen space to the…

ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ATTENTION ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ↓ This website has been seized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. ↑ ↓ We have good reason to believe this site (formerly known a…

"Three 'Gay Pedophile' reacts isn't a lot" Imagine three gay pedophiles grooming you

"Why yes I am on eggnet. How could you tell?" [img]

good morning eggnet >>w>>907

check this out [img]

good morning to all

what's the consensus on replacing both master and slave clutch cylinder when only the slave has failed?

In like a sexy way? >>w>>919

questioning your ownership status is microcheating.

good katerina morning

How do I gay pedophile react

Update on the Eggnet app: I’ve added the first actually new feature, which is a "focus mode”, activated by the second button on the left, which moves the sidebar away. It has a cool animation too - an…

I am glad to know I am on people's minds while I go to bed with an empty head and a sticky belly >>w>>859

Kill @48 with hammers

thanks for the Gay Pedophile reacts guys, we're saving the white race later [img]

I let Madeleine go outside today [img]

oh my god i just looked in the mirror…you’re right…I’m you…

new feature you can now @ people @10

wait yes it's already a thing

I’m making a web wrapper-app version of EggNet. Basically just a fun little vibecode project to distract myself from work during tonight. It looked quite shitty but now it’s got an exterior-transparen…

welcome back

the eggnet haiku that kills you while you're sleeping a gay pedophile

I think the best thing for the world and the internet would be forgetting RFH exists. Who cares. Her meangirl bad bitch thing fell apart as soon as it was revealed her face was shaped like, well, an e…

I think bottom of my list worst "Would" would be RFH but that's because I have a fetish for retarded women

eggnetizens.......................................................................................................................................................

a second ledger has hit the towers https://eggnet.nyc/l/eeffoc

27 centimeters deep in Mercy's pussy

I'll do my best to measure up. I prefer my rape unenthusiastic and bureaucratic, but oh well.

eggnet on desktop is underrated the posts breathe different

Informing a medieval peasant in hell about hypergamy and watching as he experiences more pain in one moment of realization than has has experienced in a millennium of torture >>w>>289

you can now #change your handle name #once a day [img]

you're not aware of your body double situation are you

Come join eggnet's first Film and TV ledger! [img]

me but not in that way yknow

some of you have never called someone a "Gay Pedophile" and trans heart reacted them irl and it shows

its uhhh yknow ancient roman mindset yknow >>w>>213

Uh, wholesome? I think? [img]

"eggcelent, Snake, reacting with transheart emojis hasn't slowed you down one bit."[img]

do tell

>*greem >>w>>179

>be me >egger >everyone hates me because im egging it all the time >discover eggnet >start posting >still naked and cold

>the text >it's green

Okay, should work now

"I knew it was you I just wanted to be subtle"

someone is trans flag heart emoji reacting me. either duel me or marry me

first #egging whilst naked and cold >>w>>152

On ex dot com one has tens of thousands of oomfs and it means nothing. On eggnet one has three or four oomfs one would die for. - Plato

who up boiling they egg rn >>w>>135

who up egging on egg net dot nyc ? >>w>>135

Profile pic now works. Thanks mod(s)!