#1 · 19 people reacted

katto #3>>w>>11859/6/20261788735946[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ATTENTION ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ↓ This website has been seized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. ↑ ↓ We have good reason to believe this site (formerly known as "eggnet") ↑ ↓ has been involved in, and maintained, a global gay pedophilia ring ↑ ↓ which has solicited arms to Colombian insurgents. The FBI is ↑ ↓ is requesting your help, and within 24 hours the United States government ↑ ↓ will put up a reward of 20,000$ to anyone who can provide further information. ↑ ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ ATTENTION ೋღ☃ღೋ ೋღ☃ღೋ

Nuke everything|19

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11869/6/20261788736149[reply][quote][–]

I'll give it all up for like $20 tbh

wow|2

#2 · 13 people reacted

katto #3>>w>>161828d1788896833[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

wow|10yes|4heropatriotkitty|4

#3 · 13 people reacted

katerina #10>>w>>146029d1788848860[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

🥚|13wow|1

totallysecret #100>>w>>146329d1788851120[reply][quote][–]

poll…

#4 · 12 people reacted

obama #2>>w>>172627d1788958351[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

you can change your default swipe reaction now

wow|10eggcellent |4💫|1

#5 · 10 people reacted

Blondemantis #115>>w>>181127d1788980389[reply][quote]3 replies[–]

I am wild egg. 🥚

🥚|10phrygian|2

pumpkin #4>>w>>187627d1789008586[reply][quote][–]

yoooo he's here

Aner #63>>w>>181827d1788981232[reply][quote][–]

vvovv

americola #8>>w>>181627d1788981093[reply][quote][–]

Yes hello

🧡|3

#6 · 10 people reacted

ybgdon #105>>w>>142629d1788811539[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

do you guys remembered when this site had overwatch porn? dead forum now

😿|10

#7 · 10 people reacted

madeleine #6>>w>>139829d1788796144[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

me, orbis eggnet

gay pedophile|8wow|3

pumpkin #4>>w>>139929d1788796278[reply][quote][–]

wäow

#8 · 10 people reacted

Aliquis #27>>w>>11529/6/20261788730102[reply][quote]3 replies[–]

If you have your reactions settings set to anonymous you are a gigantic PUSSY

this|7wow|4

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11549/6/20261788730198[reply][quote][–]

well you are what you eat

Aliquis #27>>w>>11559/6/20261788730408[reply][quote][–]

“Well how come you’re an assho- oh wait yeah."

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>11569/6/20261788730588[reply][quote][–]

Yeah I'm that too, you could call me some kind of cloaca because of that

#9 · 9 people reacted

stÿx #110>>w>>170228d1788937846[reply][quote]15 replies[–]

bap talks this

bigInsectPapaya|7wow|3

pumpkin #4>>w>>171827d1788953697[reply][quote][–]

“that’s what the radio broadcast is for”

yeah|4

radio #45>>w>>172027d1788954325[reply][quote][–]

Hi

pumpkin #4>>w>>173027d1788959762[reply][quote][–]

hi

madeleine #6>>w>>173427d1788960700[reply][quote][–]

hi

pumpkin #4>>w>>175927d1788965116[reply][quote][–]

are you BAP

madeleine #6>>w>>176427d1788967270[reply][quote][–]

yep. i hate the longhouse

pumpkin #4>>w>>187727d1789008653[reply][quote][–]

waow welcome BAP

xX_bachboy_Xx #39>>w>>187827d1789014011[reply][quote][–]

P sure that's Lomez. Nice try.

pumpkin #4>>w>>190126d1789045010[reply][quote][–]

waow

Aner #63>>w>>172127d1788955422[reply][quote][–]

who is BAP

obama #2>>w>>173127d1788960442[reply][quote][–]

big insect papaya

Aner #63>>w>>173227d1788960571[reply][quote][–]

don't know her

katto #3>>w>>173327d1788960589[reply][quote][–]

"why does the 2nd word start with 'i'?"

obama #2>>w>>173527d1788960863[reply][quote][–]

i don’t know

Gay Pedophile|2

stÿx #110>>w>>181027d1788980332[reply][quote][–]

big ape person

👆|1

#10 · 9 people reacted

obama #2>>w>>150128d1788876327[reply][quote]8 replies[–]

poll…

eggcellent |10

obama #2>>w>>162628d1788902052[reply][quote][–]

bump

chile|1

○ #22>>w>>165728d1788907924[reply][quote][–]

"Doesn't work on mobile"

obama #2>>w>>166028d1788908830[reply][quote][–]

“wait r u sure can you post a screenshot”

○ #22>>w>>166728d1788910505[reply][quote][–]

"Nothing to screenshot. The button turns dark when you tap it and nothing happens"

○ #22>>w>>171427d1788952564[reply][quote][–]

Nvm I'm retarded

orbis #1>>w>>172527d1788957671[reply][quote][–]

“thanks for the update”

○ #22>>w>>174727d1788963452[reply][quote][–]

"You're welcome Superintendent"

🧡|1

katto #3>>w>>150928d1788878172[reply][quote][–]

schizoids unite

wow|1

#11 · 9 people reacted

radio #45>>w>>148628d1788871756[reply][quote]4 replies[–]

Heartbreaking: girl I had sex with once 4 years ago has a boyfriend now. How dare she!

fakecel faggot|9

Doriancel #55>>w>>154328d1788881063[reply][quote][–]

sex? with girl? i hope you know im now praying for your painful death.........................

Gay Pedophile|1

[deleted]>>w>>149128d1788874904[reply][quote][–]

Plagiarism

Aner #63>>w>>148828d1788873203[reply][quote][–]

Worse than 6 mil Holocausts.

katto #3>>w>>148728d1788872131[reply][quote][–]

How fucking gay of her to have a boyfriend like gay people do

#12 · 9 people reacted

orbis #1>>w>>12069/7/20261788741937[reply][quote]8 replies[–]

I have been forced to answer the Porn Question. Unfortunately, I'm the only one running this site rn, so I have to take an aggressive approach to pornography (apologies friends). Henceforth, these are the rules, subject to change in the future: -images primarily for "sexual gratification" AND that have excessive nudity are not allowed. "excessive nudity" is deemed "things you wouldn't see at a beach", but this is not hard and fast -images that are artistically-focused and have nudity are allowed, but this is subject to my discretion. "artistically-focused" is deemed "things you might find at a museum", also it must be tasteful the lines are blurry on this stuff, but that should cover it for now

wholesome|7wow|3

americola #8>>w>>137729d1788793568[reply][quote][–]

is #phryggiephoidphryday and the larger #phryggiephoid posting kosher or nah?

madeleine #6>>w>>12089/7/20261788742534[reply][quote][–]

so no holeposting ?

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12099/7/20261788742593[reply][quote][–]

Only this kind of holeposting

orbis #1>>w>>12109/7/20261788742671[reply][quote][–]

no hole posting 😔

madeleine #6>>w>>12139/7/20261788743701[reply][quote][–]

why do you hatw me so fucking much

pumpkin #4>>w>>12149/7/20261788744731[reply][quote][–]

u should throw something at him

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>12119/7/20261788742776[reply][quote][–]

DMs would solve this problem bobis

orbis #1>>w>>12079/7/20261788742362[reply][quote][–]

thank you to the tasteful patriots though, and apologies for deleting your posts. maybe one day, when this site is more mature, there will be a ledger for it

#13 · 8 people reacted

snigger #78>>w>>207622d1789438480[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

I have nothing to say and I’m proud to say it

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obama #2>>w>>217918d1789789274[reply][quote][–]

that’s okay

#14 · 8 people reacted

katto #3>>w>>190226d1789046264[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

"..." "..."

visions|8

#15 · 8 people reacted

madeleine #6>>w>>186727d1788993677[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

how it feels

(Friendship)|7wow...powerfuk|3

#16 · 8 people reacted

espooky #5>>w>>178727d1788971870[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

poll…

*your|9

radio #45>>w>>186327d1788992169[reply][quote][–]

I'm working harder that doriancel but it wont let me put my marker to the right of him

doriancel|1

#17 · 8 people reacted

Judeau #76>>w>>162028d1788898554[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

this is real. i've been here before.

wow|8morgFreemanTrue|2

#18 · 8 people reacted

katto #3>>w>>155428d1788884284[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

Gay Pedophile|8

#19 · 8 people reacted

americola #8>>w>>137229d1788793295[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

anybody else go a lil too hard on second saturday and have the sunday scaries on monday

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#20 · reply >>w>>1121 · 8 people reacted

espooky #5>>w>>10899/6/20261788717891[reply][quote]6 replies[–]

eggnet meetup funny bar #tonight Saturday 2 Incoming - pack your bags - pack your crayons - get ready to draw till you get handcramps

B #84>>w>>10239/6/20261788709791

Anyone want to go to funny bar

xor #51>>w>>11439/6/20261788729128[reply][quote][–]

is this happening

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mindinterface #9>>w>>11219/6/20261788726246[reply][quote][–]

I only go to Serious Bar

mindinterface|6Gay Pedophile|5

madeleine #6>>w>>10939/6/20261788718648[reply][quote][–]

i don't know who you are but ok

Aliquis #27>>w>>10929/6/20261788718645[reply][quote][–]

I ated all my crayons :(

we're suppose to|5

Aner #63>>w>>10919/6/20261788717971[reply][quote][–]

I have school on Monday.

pumpkin #4>>w>>10909/6/20261788717946[reply][quote][–]

“but it’s sunday”

#21 · 7 people reacted

madeleine #6>>w>>202723d1789308017[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

eggers assemble

egger|7

pumpkin #4>>w>>202823d1789311284[reply][quote][–]

how did you get this photo of me???

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#22 · 7 people reacted

eggnet #109>>w>>200024d1789231180[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

welcome, @121 “filters you”

🥚|5egger|3

#23 · 7 people reacted

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>195325d1789128702[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

Alleged gay pedophile when he encounters real gay pedophiles

Gay Pedophile|7

#24 · 7 people reacted

madeleine #6>>w>>165128d1788907698[reply][quote]4 replies[–]

real catboy reveal

wholesome|6wow|2

radio #45>>w>>165528d1788907908[reply][quote][–]

Hi madeleine, do you like my pussy?

madeleine #6>>w>>166228d1788909628[reply][quote][–]

yes meow

Aner #63>>w>>171327d1788949410[reply][quote][–]

Aryan Beast

pumpkin #4>>w>>171227d1788947067[reply][quote][–]

he looks just like you 😻

❤️🏳️‍⚧️|1

#25 · 7 people reacted

chile #103>>w>>153528d1788880361[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

Fame has turned us into monsters I went broke from doing concerts Out of ten, what is the chances? Can I still wear my Balenci'? SG standing on Delancey Dirty world, nothing is fancy Leave you stranded out and canceled Have you asking for an Advil Have you signed up for a bad deal At McDonald's, get the Sad Meal Can't you see I face the challenge? (What?) Zilli shoes, these not New Balance D&Gs don't get saddened Out of you all, I'm the baddest I'm addicted to my status Let me tell you what the deal is Honestly, I have no feelings Life don't hit, so this the remix Everyone know I'm the realest

cold|6visions|6

obama #2>>w>>153728d1788880562[reply][quote][–]

reading this like it’s rick ross in devil in a new dress

#26 · 7 people reacted

Aner #63>>w>>141129d1788800253[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

Hello!

hello|7

Oberstein Acoltye #104>>w>>141429d1788803481[reply][quote][–]

hello.

wow|1

#27 · 7 people reacted

orbis #1>>w>>11769/6/20261788734254[reply][quote]3 replies[–]

psa: if you prefer apps over websites, you can install egnnet to your phone as a pwa: the advantage is that it’s a little smoother and you don’t lose screen space to the browser

wow|7🔥|4

[deleted]>>w>>11949/6/20261788737986[reply][quote][–]

[deleted by author]

Kek|1

Aliquis #27>>w>>11889/6/20261788736644[reply][quote][–]

Awesome!

radio #45>>w>>11879/6/20261788736417[reply][quote][–]

Thank you overseer

🥚|1

#28 · 6 people reacted

americola #8>>w>>182927d1788982541[reply][quote]8 replies[–]

Should I serious post on eggnet

yes|6

obama #2>>w>>183027d1788982653[reply][quote][–]

yes

phrygian|4

americola #8>>w>>183127d1788982931[reply][quote][–]

okay what’s a good serious topic to post about for someone just getting serious

obama #2>>w>>183227d1788982963[reply][quote][–]

i was going to make a blogposting ledger but if you want to make it go ahead

obama #2>>w>>183327d1788983071[reply][quote][–]

“talk about anything”

stÿx #110>>w>>184227d1788984011[reply][quote][–]

serious posting is very serious, so you should tackle the serious topic of "sex inside marriage catholic closet cases"

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nusa mayussovich #106>>w>>183727d1788983589[reply][quote][–]

There’s no such thing

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madeleine #6>>w>>183627d1788983355[reply][quote][–]

let's see it

I’m scared|2

Aner #63>>w>>183427d1788983075[reply][quote][–]

no

#29 · reply >>w>>1782 · 6 people reacted

Aliquis #27>>w>>178027d1788969411[reply][quote]2 replies[–]

“Sexually annihilate,” are as us oldheads like to say - "rape and murder"

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>176727d1788967597

Sexually annihilate everything that exists

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>178827d1788975069[reply][quote][–]

No you don't understand you're separating the two acts I'm saying rape things to death

katto #3>>w>>178227d1788969892[reply][quote][–]

when's Orbis adding the "rape user" button

rape user|4🙀|1👆|1

#30 · 6 people reacted

Aner #63>>w>>150828d1788877546[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

I am an' eegga

eegga|5bacon'n'egger|1

#31 · 6 people reacted

katerina #10>>w>>140329d1788797019[reply][quote]6 replies[–]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5vFmEDQivD8FNOOushB70i?si=wqbI5oF5R7O8ewirFOpZuw&utm_source=copy-link

🧡|5listening_now|1

katto #3>>w>>140429d1788797715[reply][quote][–]

good song

katerina #10>>w>>140529d1788797835[reply][quote][–]

Jim Croce was one of the greatest. Listening to this album at 2 in the morning and it’s so perfect

mango #96>>w>>140629d1788797968[reply][quote][–]

time in a bottle is so good

trvke|2

katto #3>>w>>141029d1788798730[reply][quote][–]

I don't think I've heard his songs before today. I listened to some of them now, he's pretty good!

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rolliecoaster #33>>w>>140829d1788798395[reply][quote][–]

are you sure you're not american

katerina #10>>w>>140929d1788798575[reply][quote][–]

I’m spiritually American

🇺🇸|4

#32 · reply >>w>>1339 · 6 people reacted

katerina #10>>w>>132629d1788789415[reply][quote]3 replies[–]

Nuke everything

Nuke everything|5

pumpkin #4>>w>>136829d1788793141[reply][quote][–]

i am in nyc now yet i can’t help but notice how un-nuked it is…curious…

katerina #10>>w>>138029d1788793946[reply][quote][–]

My plans fell apart

nuke everyone |2

Aliquis #27>>w>>133929d1788790712[reply][quote][–]

Nuke everyone

nuke everyone |7

#33 · 5 people reacted

obama #2>>w>>23524d1790978112[reply][quote]3 replies[–]

on mobile, I changed interactions to tap instead of swipe bc i didn't really like the swiping motion

💫|4wow|4

dreamy cobalt wren (tourist)>>w>>23711d1791224433[reply][quote][–]

this is a game changer

katerina #10>>w>>23573d1791036627[reply][quote][–]

Way better

obama #2>>w>>23613d1791063392[reply][quote][–]

yay

#34 · 5 people reacted

HundredFlowers #69>>w>>22707d1790707927[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

IDK what to post I'm just posting to increase the number of posts

eggcellent |5

obama #2>>w>>22786d1790771343[reply][quote][–]

patriot

#35 · 5 people reacted

Aliquis #27>>w>>218417d1789823288[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

I’m so fucking tired for no reason today

Nuke everything|5

americola #8>>w>>218517d1789829328[reply][quote][–]

take nap with sister

wholesome|3Gay Pedophile|1

#36 · 5 people reacted

americola #8>>w>>210121d1789529062[reply][quote]3 replies[–]

yummy ciggies

🚬|5

radio #45>>w>>210320d1789550537[reply][quote][–]

Affirm

obama #2>>w>>210720d1789560213[reply][quote][–]

Affirm

katto #3>>w>>210820d1789561835[reply][quote][–]

Affirm

#37 · 5 people reacted

pumpkin #4>>w>>201324d1789251675[reply][quote]6 replies[–]

what it’s all about

🧡|5

radio #45>>w>>201724d1789257619[reply][quote][–]

why the cola so chubby

pumpkin #4>>w>>202324d1789268001[reply][quote][–]

is effect of perspective, bottle is normal

katto #3>>w>>202423d1789304921[reply][quote][–]

katerina #10>>w>>202523d1789306271[reply][quote][–]

Is this a real Orbis Tertius tweet? Why did he say this????

katto #3>>w>>202623d1789307752[reply][quote][–]

https://x.com/_heral_fog/status/2088767993807286308

pumpkin #4>>w>>202923d1789311313[reply][quote][–]

have you ever seen me and orbis in the same room? didn’t think so…

lookingintothis|1

#38 · 5 people reacted

katto #3>>w>>198125d1789159635[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

🧡|5

totallysecret #100>>w>>198225d1789176703[reply][quote][–]

#neverForgetKattoModDay

morgFreemanTrue|1

#39 · 5 people reacted

Judeau #76>>w>>192026d1789062146[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

How does this maek you feel? "The Sea of Ice (German: Das Eismeer) is an 1823–1824 oil-on-canvas painting by the German Romantic painter Caspar David Friedrich."

🧡|4paglia|1

#40 · 5 people reacted

madeleine #6>>w>>185327d1788988059[reply][quote]2 replies[–]

leak…

wow|5

pumpkin #4>>w>>187427d1789008462[reply][quote][–]

"how can we make @1's day really really fun?"

🧡|1

katto #3>>w>>185527d1788989046[reply][quote][–]

Who the fuck is that retard

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#41 · 5 people reacted

Aner #63>>w>>184527d1788986010[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

Women are evil.

eggcellent |4Gay Pedophile|2

#42 · 5 people reacted

Aner #63>>w>>181527d1788981073[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

Follow @jcburnett84

gay pedophile|5

pumpkin #4>>w>>187527d1789008569[reply][quote][–]

"already was"

#43 · 5 people reacted

Judeau #76>>w>>181227d1788980418[reply][quote]2 replies[–]

Me and the girl reading this

🧡|5

Blondemantis #115>>w>>182827d1788982483[reply][quote][–]

What a stud! I had no idea.

selective breed|1

stÿx #110>>w>>181327d1788980557[reply][quote][–]

there are girls here? im scared now

👆|3

#44 · 5 people reacted

katto #3>>w>>172727d1788958963[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

There's only 4 types of eggnet nyc™ users, these are: gay pigeons gay pedophiles gay scientists kakapos

gay scientist|3❤️🏳️‍⚧️|2gay pigeon|1🦜|1

#45 · 5 people reacted

radio #45>>w>>170628d1788940403[reply][quote]3 replies[–]

They even offer raw eggs here!

eggcellent |5

obama #2>>w>>173727d1788961508[reply][quote][–]

kino is this a hotel

radio #45>>w>>174827d1788963789[reply][quote][–]

Yes am a asylum seeker, get my free phone tomorrow

pumpkin #4>>w>>175727d1788965050[reply][quote][–]

waow

#46 · 5 people reacted

BuggyFumes #21>>w>>168028d1788915007[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

The Design of this Site is actually so elegant once you get used to it

🥚|5

katerina #10>>w>>168328d1788917699[reply][quote][–]

I agree. I found it confusing at first but it’s quite nice now

🧡|1morgFreemanTrue|1

#47 · 5 people reacted

Retardigrade #112>>w>>163828d1788906935[reply][quote]0 replies[–]

This is me logging into Eggnet

how it feels|5

#48 · reply >>w>>1637 · 5 people reacted

obama #2>>w>>157028d1788888710[reply][quote]11 replies[–]

what if there were dm’s but it has to be a voice message

wholesome|4

Aner #63>>w>>158428d1788889931[reply][quote][–]

what if we killed @48

wow|1

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>158528d1788890024[reply][quote][–]

the fuck did I do

Aner #63>>w>>161128d1788896215[reply][quote][–]

pumpkin #4>>w>>164128d1788907132[reply][quote][–]

irrelevant

madeleine #6>>w>>163728d1788906321[reply][quote][–]

i would meow at people

this|5meow|1

pumpkin #4>>w>>164028d1788907124[reply][quote][–]

“but you already meow at me”

Aliquis #27>>w>>158828d1788890156[reply][quote][–]

Is this the nonsense you’re doing instead of just making the damn DMs

obama #2>>w>>159028d1788890355[reply][quote][–]

yes but also i’m at my jerb so im coding from my phone and itd be too big to push rn

eggcellent |2wholesome|1

HamStrokersEjacula #48>>w>>158328d1788889875[reply][quote][–]

opsec level: deaf guy

🧡|3

katto #3>>w>>157428d1788888844[reply][quote][–]

What if we just fucking lynched you in the public streets?

🥚|2

obama #2>>w>>157528d1788888862[reply][quote][–]

that would be okay too

awesome|2

#49 · reply >>w>>1616 · 5 people reacted

○ #22>>w>>161528d1788896588[reply][quote]1 reply[–]

wow|2

Aner #63>>w>>161628d1788896671[reply][quote][–]

Profoundly Eggnetian

🥚|5

#50 · reply >>w>>1599 · 5 people reacted

nusa mayussovich #106>>w>>147328d1788865171[reply][quote]3 replies[–]

stÿx #110>>w>>159928d1788893389[reply][quote][–]

love is dead and women killed it

true|3😿|2

Aner #63>>w>>147428d1788865282[reply][quote][–]

Me and who?

radio #45>>w>>147628d1788867114[reply][quote][–]

You and katto #ship

🧡|4wow|1